For crying out loud..... Rich, I think you've spent too much time in the land of the bogs and the little people. Don't worry, it is curable, even I managed to get through it (although having escaped after 2 years I still seem to have formed a weird attachment to a Kerry girl that has lasted 18 years...

Or of course it maybe something to do with the fact that Mac has just aided in the sale of a 1984 360GLT and the new owner has asked him if he knows where to get hold of a handbook for it as it's missing from the file of paperwork that came with the car. He may also have asked if there's any other 1...

Congratulations!

That calls for a Duvel or three......

It doesn't have to be HGF, it could be a cracked head - it's not unknown.

A new car that needs 4 tyres, new fuel lines, all rubber components replaced, a full service etc etc. There's at least another £500 to be spent on it and as soon as you start using it its value will drop to £1500.

Really looking forward to this.

^^^ I am in agreement with the above post.

So what we're saying is that it could either be a late Mk1 with the wrap around bumpers, or an early Mk2 with the Mk1 dash...................?

Tryeth thou the taxi, it's like a car only more expensive. Relyeth thee not on mystical guided buses; thou must fraternise with the peasants. I agree that From/Of Wagonmaster is not necessarily correct, but Baron Rupert von Wagenmeister has an air of importance and menace about that is quite appeali...

Baron Rupert VON Waggonmaster, please....

The cheaper brands of talc tend to use a higher concentration of gypsum which is highly soluble in water (submerge a Transit sized lump of gypsum in a river and it will be fully dissolved in less than 18 months). Thus the cheap talc tends to dissolve in both water and water vapour rather than leave ...

I'm minded to say that's a Zastava Yugo.

That last picture is a fake.

There's no way that The Mac would be seen out in public wearing trousers......

Shouldn't another be mounted at 1.4m for use by Demon Dentists. ..?

I say chaps, this is most convivial, what?