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Post by SteveP » 09 Jun 2006 10:24 am

1989 - Volvo 360 GLT
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Post by Cornholio » 09 Jun 2006 10:39 am

Ah, babelfish. Gotta love a Porno Style 343! :D

Volvo 343 Variomatic - Porno de Luxe!!! 68276 km
Garage find for lovers of skurriler toys more &Bastler

Psychedelisch seeming sample wallpapers in green-orange samples, which nobody without the benefit of consciousness-extending herbs ever into the sense would come... Plueschige of pad furniture in crazy colors, before which even the schmerzfreiesten moths take tear out... Schwummerige lava lamps, whose delicate lighting effect accompanies directly with a certain black-out danger... Well, you have already enough of it?!? Then you put yourselves at the latest now , because...

... the Porno Style the more than one decade were late sixties gets here a new dimension! Jawoll, the doubtful taste dull ski towards seventies has a name: Volvo 343 DL 1.4. Tja... There are sooooo beautiful cars in the world - however WE auctions evenly here this Volvo. We cannot change also, there must you now through!

Yes, you saw correct: The thing is silbermetallic with red seats. With RED seats!!! That must introduce oneself one times... Naja, possibly whom was in the estimated previous owner shank probably a daily shrills not enough, why it to the Volvochen then still one send belly-bind in anthracite coal missed. One can argue more drueber - or find simply only beautiful it. We recommend to the latter.

The merry jumping in field has the latter 3 - 4 years in a garage spent, in this time one did not drive and one did not wash probably not. We settled both however in the meantime within small framework and to be able a little more over it to therefore tell. Thus you take a beverage, make yourselves you comfortable it and follow yourselves you with sharpened eyes the things, which we would like to communicate to you:

The equipment: Now, which has such a Volvo largely at equipment. Is clear, the most important components, which a driver expects in such a way, are already in it. But much more then also not... Who does not like radios, is by the way in the best way served with this car - it does not only have to rausschmeissen complex so a seventies-year people receiver '. Which the car has however, are light alloy wheels. Soooooooo send! The pad-industrial union-red Pornogestuehl is here for the sake of the completeness called still times in the memory.

Which unmentioned we do not want to leave, is the Variomatic transmission. It concerns thereby a stepless mechanism, whose course change one does not feel when driving - because they do not take place at all. In the reversal conclusion this that one can drive with the Volvo exactly taken backwards just as fast, means like forward. Clearly, no humans need. To know but well that one could do it. The reverse gear is in our case here sometimes somewhat rigid intimate, but close finite we could insert it nevertheless each mark. Probably is done with little adjusting or overhauling work. Amateur handicraftsman car, stop...

Starting from a requirement of 6000 EUR there is by the way still another navigation system and a set of fresh towels also in addition. Starting from a requirement of 8000 EUR we put still another set of sow-expensive aluminum rims above drauf (and/or into the trunk inside, thus that looks not so crazy).

The condition: Now, as said: We already regard the run achievement of 68276 km as originals. This brings naturally somewhere with itself that he long simply only confessed most time of the past 28 years over many, many kilometers. However not in the back-up in wind and weather, but probably rather on parking lots and in pretty garages.

A Schelm, which thinks bad with the fact that we fotographiert the small in direct proximity of a remainder garbage can... Honestly - no reference to the condition of the Volvos. Promised! It concerns an aging Diva, but with an affectionate fresh cell cure by two to three expert nut runner hands she is certainly not so really far from their second spring.

Small rust beginnings are naturally present, but we could not find a Durchrostung. So some scratch and further small customs traces make such a car only pleasant - therefore also these are contained in our offer. No serious combatpure, but evenly little patina of the last decades.

In principle is it drivingready - exactly taken it drives even somewhat better, than the driver would have it gladly: The car does not brake particularly trust-arousing for the moment! Therefore we recommend urgently to fetch the car NOT on own axle to transport but it on a Trailer. Probably it is already done with a set of new brake linings and a friendly passable making of the brakes. For the turn signals of the Volvo we cannot really put also the hand in the fire - times them, times also not, go what in the reason with turn signals is also quite desired... Here this indication refers however to fundamental functional readiness if one times gladly STVO conformal turns and this kundtun liked. More exact findings we did not do ourselves then any longer. Two oh seals are over there, which should represent however no larger problem. Best times with eBay look - there one finds sowas... * certainly still coughs * oh, the battery unfortunately also in the meantime the way of the terrestrial one went. With a foreign donation one can still start and move the car, but more is unfortunately also not to be won with the Akku more.

The Volvo was a garage car - in any case in the last years, as previously mentioned... Pleasant way is it a nonsmoker vehicle, which finds possibly also in the fact his cause that even the strongest smoker with so few Autofahrerei in 28 years times the dumps up to next stepping out are left. And with an elegant, black roof sky, to which one would not have seen it anyway, as it slowly however constant by daily Ernte-23-Aufsaugen in the Karamellfarbene the yellowed... Tja - beads before the sows! As expected equal the sky looks doubly intact.

To the car there is still another extensive sentence high-quality waste paper also in addition:

* Drum roll *

- the vehicle registration (06/2001 logged out and therefore high-grade purge)

- the last doing V report from 2000 (us revealed that the turn signal had refused in front left its service already there)

- a cleanly filled out inspection booklet (last inspection with 51130 km - in August 1992!)

- the manual (80 + 2 sides information about this car - who would have THAT thought?)

- a councellor of the alliance insurance (with the car abroad 1978)

- a folder over the original accessories for the Volvo 343 (in that all the pretty things shown are, the Volvo here does not have...)

- a price list for the accessory brochure (the explanation about the fact to give it could WHY the Volvo does not have all the pretty things...)

- a contemporary Volvo Haendlerverzeichnis for Germany and a further for Europe.

Well, they want to know still more? Ask, but please NOT by Mail, but via telephone: 0171/ 7941538.

We tried to describe this putzige Autochen as completely as possible. Nevertheless we cannot exclude it the fact that we something surveyed or forgot. Therefore we recommend that prospective customers look at themselves the vehicle at best before delivery of a requirement, which is possible at nearly each weekday actually. The Volvo stands with bath Marienberg in the Westerwald (the close A45, departure Herborn and/or A3, departure Dierdorf). Please likewise call 0171/ 7941538 for date agreement.

We sell the vehicle expressly as amateur handicraftsman vehicle, without warranty or guarantee!
Offer only if you with it agree! From Spassbietern we will in-complain 30% of the purchase sum! Remember please, you are received an obligatory sales contract.
The vehicle is logged out handed over. It is not drivingready and should with a trailer be fetched. The purchase completion must be final after 7 days!

(small excursion at the edge: The Volvo 300er-Serie comes native from the Netherlands and is to a certain extent a grandchild of the legendary DAF. Volvo, which old Swedish feinschmecker, had itself in the Siebzis the passenger vehicle division of the Dutch car manufacturer DAF incorporated, first its production with small changes resumed and it afterwards with a new model replaced. Yes, and looked then in such a way, as down in the pictures somewhat further.)

(text: © MX 2006)

To 06.06.06 the salesman added the following data:

Supplement: OK, even if above is indicated for the characteristics, it does not concern an amateur handicraftsman vehicle here - it is nevertheless one. But hello is that an amateur handicraftsman vehicle! Comes however in the description actually also completely unmistakably ' more rueber, or?

Thus: Who counts in all seriousness to find here on this Volvo a wonderful yearly car in appropriate condition: Please do not along-offer, but drive better on DIRECT way to the physician or to Vera at noon into the talc show! Do not be received before over lot and to pull you NOT 4000 DM!

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Post by Chris_C » 09 Jun 2006 11:13 am

Even I as the avid mk3 lover think thats great! pimp as you like!
'89(G) 340 GLE B172k
'03 S60 D5 SE, '91 (J) MX5, 1954 Cyclemaster
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'89(F) 340 GL F7R (ex B172k) - Fake -> SBKV 300 Runner Up 08, 12; '91(H) 340 GL B14.4E - Kar; '88(F) 360 GLT B200E - Jet -> BKV 300 Runner Up 09; '89(G) 360 GLT B200E - Beast

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Post by redline » 09 Jun 2006 12:08 pm

it was nice until he opened the door and revealed that awful interior sm25
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Post by shimon340 » 09 Jun 2006 01:00 pm

wow!!! that soooooo nice! ( sorry redline i like the Mk 1! :) )

Babblefish give so amusing translations

check out this gem...

"The reverse gear is in our case here sometimes somewhat rigid intimate, but close finite we could insert it nevertheless each mark. "

ha ha ha ha!
Enjoy your 300s

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Post by Chris_C » 09 Jun 2006 01:04 pm

Ahh, but the quote of genius!!
which nobody without the benefit of consciousness-extending herbs ever into the sense would come...
'89(G) 340 GLE B172k
'03 S60 D5 SE, '91 (J) MX5, 1954 Cyclemaster
Ex:
'89(F) 340 GL F7R (ex B172k) - Fake -> SBKV 300 Runner Up 08, 12; '91(H) 340 GL B14.4E - Kar; '88(F) 360 GLT B200E - Jet -> BKV 300 Runner Up 09; '89(G) 360 GLT B200E - Beast

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