Your cars too low when.....

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Your cars too low when.....

Post by Bazboy » 01 Jun 2009 10:19 pm

Complete the sentence, ill start, could be fun.

Yours too low when you get pulled by the fuzz for having a heavily laden vehicle. When in-fact its just you and nothing else in the car lol.

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Re: Your cars too low when.....

Post by 340GLT » 01 Jun 2009 10:46 pm

When you have to plan every step of your journey to avoid roads with speedbumps.....

You corner hard your exhaust touches the floor.....
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Re: Your cars too low when.....

Post by volvosneverdie » 01 Jun 2009 10:50 pm

You can't open your door because it hits the kerb.
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Re: Your cars too low when.....

Post by Bazboy » 01 Jun 2009 11:00 pm

pmsl

When you have to climb up onto the curve when exciting the car :lol:
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Re: Your cars too low when.....

Post by volvosneverdie » 01 Jun 2009 11:03 pm

When mexicans make the :shock: face at you.
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Re: Your cars too low when.....

Post by filthyjohn » 01 Jun 2009 11:14 pm

...you start complaining about back pain (Sven360)
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Re: Your cars too low when.....

Post by volvosneverdie » 01 Jun 2009 11:16 pm

Going across gravel makes your ba-halls ache. (probably sven360 too)
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Re: Your cars too low when.....

Post by OapEM » 01 Jun 2009 11:20 pm

you dodge cats eyes
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Re: Your cars too low when.....

Post by SteveP » 01 Jun 2009 11:22 pm

You hit an (already flattened) 500ml bottle of pop even though you position the car centrally (true story!)
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Re: Your cars too low when.....

Post by volvosneverdie » 01 Jun 2009 11:23 pm

You bottom out on lane markings.
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Re: Your cars too low when.....

Post by OapEM » 01 Jun 2009 11:35 pm

Your headlights are at knee height 340pw

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Re: Your cars too low when.....

Post by jtbo » 01 Jun 2009 11:51 pm

...when you need to crawl to get under the car.
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Re: Your cars too low when.....

Post by Ronnie » 01 Jun 2009 11:55 pm

Jani drives a tractor :wink:
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Re: Your cars too low when.....

Post by Nikdev » 02 Jun 2009 12:42 am

It looks like this

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Re: Your cars too low when.....

Post by Tuke » 02 Jun 2009 07:29 am

... wheels aren't anymore contact with the road.

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