I was out in the family bus the other day

when some ruffian chav fella in a fiesta XR2i cut me up , I remonstrated

with him in a chastising sort of way and he turned off

, I then realized ( whilst checking my mirror before manouvering as per the Highway code

) that this young upstart was following me

, funnily enough when I stopped and got out of the van to have a little discussion on driving ability and courteous behaiviour on the Queens highway

,he decided he wanted no part of the sound thrashing I was about to deliver

and sped off

, I dont know why

, My being 6 ft 5 tall and 17 1/2 stone on consideate scales ( dont start you lot LOL) might be a clue and the reason I have never been a victim of road rage

, In other words

do unto others before they do it to you

LOL