Went to the chippy today, i said can i have fish and chips twice.
She said i heard you the first time.
I said have you got any sausages done?
She said 'they wont be long'
I said 'not even the jumbo ones!?'
I said 'do you do fishcakes?'
She said yes.
I said good. Coz I'ts me goldfish's birthday.
I said can you wrap all this up for me love?
She said aye, get out, youre barred.
None Car room?
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