I is feeling a general malaise...

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Re: I is feeling a general malaise...

Post by sven360 » 26 Feb 2011 05:06 pm

Apparently the best way to make tea is to agitate the bag.



So every morning when I wake I slap the missus on the ass and say,"milk and sugar,fatty."

I is cured I do believe.
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Re: I is feeling a general malaise...

Post by theo2468 » 26 Feb 2011 05:08 pm

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Re: I is feeling a general malaise...

Post by sven360 » 26 Feb 2011 05:12 pm

I was at a cashpoint yesterday when a little old lady asked approached me and asked if I could check
her balance.


Not being one to disappoint I pushed the old dear over.
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Re: I is feeling a general malaise...

Post by jtbo » 26 Feb 2011 08:34 pm

Speedy88 wrote:Tried the ale brewing kit once. It was about 12% and tasted like wine. I don't remember much else from that night :lol:
Bag was mislabeled, it was wine kit really :lol:
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Re: I is feeling a general malaise...

Post by volvosneverdie » 27 Feb 2011 03:50 pm

Chris_C wrote:Shandy... :P

Ben, get involved mate. I've done mainly kits so far, just about to bottle up a completely own recipe this weekend. If you do get involved, ignore the instructions completely, they are there to make quick beer rather than nice beer.

If you were nearer I have a spare brewing bucket and stuff you could have... but I bet postage would be an arse :(
Cheers dude.
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Re: I is feeling a general malaise...

Post by sven360 » 27 Feb 2011 06:02 pm

Chris_C wrote:
Ben, get involved mate. If you do get involved, ignore the instructions completely.
I'm sure that bit will not be a problem :lol:

Real men don't need instructions as Tim Tool from Home Improvements would tell ya. :mrgreen:

Go for it VND moonshine in the Bronc awaits :shock:
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Stand by the code and it will stand by you.

Ask no more and give no less than honesty,courage,loyalty,generosity and fairness.

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