Deja Vu (or Foggy does it again!!)

Post by **classicswede** » 10 Jan 2006 09:49 pm

No I'd just RUN OUT of things to say

Post by **V6 Man** » 10 Jan 2006 09:54 pm

Man, you're cracking me up.......

'cracking' being a term for the process used to separate petroleum from crude oil

Post by **classicswede** » 10 Jan 2006 09:58 pm

I bet James just wants us to CAN it

Post by **SoLaMaNdA** » 10 Jan 2006 10:02 pm

I think james needs to SHELL out for a spare tank.

Post by **classicswede** » 10 Jan 2006 10:10 pm

Dont FILL him with ideas

Post by **V6 Man** » 10 Jan 2006 10:10 pm

Nah, I think the reason for his poor fuel consumption is the JETing of his carbs........

Post by **SoLaMaNdA** » 10 Jan 2006 10:53 pm

I think these puns are running on empty now.

Website · Post by **antiekeradio** » 10 Jan 2006 11:07 pm

you forgot to higlight the

running on empty now

Post by **SoLaMaNdA** » 10 Jan 2006 11:52 pm

I didn't want to fuel the insults.

Post by **Chris_C** » 10 Jan 2006 11:54 pm

All this is just going to spark bad feelings!

Post by MJ » 11 Jan 2006 12:08 am

These puns are spreading around like wildfire, must be all the petrol

Anyway I think you've been officially burnt

Post by **redline** » 11 Jan 2006 09:24 am

EH SO

foggy ASDA

GAUGE

his consumption better these comments have LEADED me to make some suggestions

DIESEL

make you laugh,

1)TEXAGO new system linked to gps you text a number to find the nearest garage

2)Join a gym , get yourself PUMPED up to help you push the car to the side of the road

3) already suggested I know, SHELL out for a reserve can

4) think of the scout motto "BP" Be Prepared

5 ) stop SPOUTing on about how great your car is

6) service your car so its MOBIL at all times

7) learn to play GULF the excercise will help you with walking to garages

always have TOTAL respect for your car and what it is telling you

9) take notice of the CHEVRON's in the road , they lat you know when to slow doen without excessive braking

10) petrol is cheaper in some places BURMAH for example

11) the price of petrol is a CONOCO I know ( getting desperate now arent I )

12) Buy a redline they are a much FINA 300 to drive

13) Q8 at junctions for a bigger gap so you can pull out gently and save FUEL

14) I think your biggest problem is that you have so much respect for me

You know you should stay behind the REDLINE but that dosent work with

fuel gauges

15 )If you follow these tips you wont run out of gas and you will be
EXXONerated of all blame should the car break down

I think I have just about EXHAUSTED this thread

Post by **petefarrell360** » 13 Jan 2006 02:47 am

Foggy, how about one of these special gauges??!! BTW .......I am not connected to BP in anyway, shape or form! lol
Pete

Post by **cam740** » 16 Jan 2006 05:58 am

Foggy dude are you SURE u want a/c for ya car??? that dont help the consumption figures dude!!!

and is it just me or is young James wearing teh SAME gear both times???

Post by **foggyjames** » 17 Jan 2006 12:54 am

Cam....you do know I only have two outfits, right? Stripey Cornwall rugby shirt, and the one pictured...

I found out something amazing the other day....I put £20 in instead of £10.....and it lasts twice as long! Brilliant!

cheers

James