No bribing at borders. We had a plate made up with the engine code and chassis number on it that was there to look official and speed up the process, it was the India border I found the spanners had put the wrong engine code on it

That took some explaining. Overall I guess it cost 2ish grand without random extravagances. I didn't have a credit card at the time, I recommend you do what I did if you havn't and get one and put it somewhere save away from your wallet and passport. There was enough on there that if I needed to get 2 people back to the UK without asking too many questions I could.
The nearest I think I came to having to bribe anyone was a military police chap who wanted to come to the UK. He'd heard that UK jobs and UK women were both easy and allowed us easy passage if he had my contact details so I could help him get a visa. Was probably the hairest it got for us, Nick had one chap to deal with in the Rover whilst I was taken to the police Hilux and not really given an option. Just as well he didn't have too much of a clue what a UK phone number should look like.