Snowfall will become a very rare and exciting event, AS IT IS NOW AND HAS BEEN. When it does, you will be unprepared, AS EVER, and it will probably cause chaos, LIKE ALWAYS.The Independent in 2000 wrote:However, the warming is so far manifesting itself more in winters which are less cold than in much hotter summers. According to Dr David Viner, a senior research scientist at the climatic research unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia, within a few years winter snowfall will become "a very rare and exciting event".
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Heavy snow will return occasionally, says Dr Viner, but when it does we will be unprepared. "We're really going to get caught out. Snow will probably cause chaos in 20 years time," he said.
In other news, your house catching fire will become a very rare and exciting event. When it does, you will be unprepared, and it will probably cause chaos.
I just lol'd again.