pyro wrote:innit, it does have an engine preheater on it, ie 6 glow plugs into a coolant hose.
ill let the bitch stew for a bit and threaten it with a big stick then ill try again.
Ben
Some have burned their pita with setting up fire under the oilpan, with intention to heat oil before starting up, quite good method to get rid of pita or if that fails, get motor started.
Oh remember to open the bonnet before starting attempt, so your neighbourgs can enjoy from starting attempt to their fullest, that is quite common sight here, remember to look all knowing when looking into engine bay, so they do here, even they are experiencing the flat battery syndrome, often shaking HT leads while looking into engine bay
If all of above fails, then find big hill, push pita over crest of hill imagining that you can jump in when it starts to move, slip and run after car screaming like a little girl, have seen this one too, quite hilarious, however rather futile if idea behind it is to start pita.
One guy put his pita next to his house, at spring tens of tons ice from roof manage to solve problem quite swiftly and he did not need do anything to achieve this, someone even paid small sum of money to remove metal debris from yard, however in it's original form nobody was not interested from it.
Might not help, but that is what I have seen people do, I haven't experienced such trouble myself, but I do drive mostly diesels and those are fail proof if you keep arctic diesel in tank, if not, add litre of petrol and it does the trick...