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Re: Who likes Yaris's's's's?

Posted: 06 Apr 2013 12:40 pm
by volvosneverdie
I dont know about Matte Blacking it but I might have a go at vinyling a couple of panels.


And now, just for Speedy88:
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There! Its lowered.
Part of it touches the ground. At all times.
Cant get lower than that.


Been fiddling with my knob as well.

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Horrible!

Thatll do.

Re: Who likes Yaris's's's's?

Posted: 06 Apr 2013 04:13 pm
by Speedy88
It's a start :wink:

Re: Who likes Yaris's's's's?

Posted: 21 Apr 2013 03:51 pm
by volvosneverdie
Its Sunday, its raining, I have a hammer, sandpaper, and some primer.

Lets do some engineering!!!!

Take one Yaris bonnet. Preferably one that has dropped on a rear corner.

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Add sandpaper, lubricate with elbow grease.

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Keep going till you get bored.

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Get the roller out. Slap it on.

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Add cool grille that is made from lies.

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Didnt really fit, so hit it with a hammer. Then loosened the hinges a bit. Then removed the bumpstops. Then kicked it.

Then it fitted.

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As I was in an "engineering" mood, I decided to professionally debadge and dewiper the rear end too.

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Pending the purchase of a bung (which will be daubed in red ox) I have uttilised engineer grade Duct Tape to keep out rainwater and snakes.

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Cheers to Liam for invaluable help.

Conservitavely, I recon I must have added about 15hp today.

Surely the fastest non turboed 1.0 on the streets now?

Got to be up there.

Re: Who likes Yaris's. *Update 21.04.13*

Posted: 21 Apr 2013 04:32 pm
by macplaxton
I would've settled for adding 13.2 bhp by staying in bed. It's Sunday. It's a day of rest. :mrgreen:

Re: Who likes Yaris's. *Update 21.04.13*

Posted: 21 Apr 2013 07:04 pm
by jtbo
It is clearly improving! I like your use of engineering tape, that is real use it was invented to, but they keep it as a secret, I have many locations in my vehicle that have got some engineering tape care to them :lol:

Rear wing angle looks good in photos where you have boot lid tad open :mrgreen:

Have you got plans for rear bumper?

Where is all the snow? We still have too much of it...

Re: Who likes Yaris's. *Update 21.04.13*

Posted: 21 Apr 2013 07:18 pm
by volvosneverdie
No snow here dude, the jet stream has been so low that its blown all the clouds away I think.

Yes,the boot is open a bit in nearly all the pics, the spoiler does look better at that angle. :lol:

That was the very last of the NASA tape. Must invest in more. It fixes almost everything.

Re: Who likes Yaris's. *Update 21.04.13*

Posted: 22 Apr 2013 07:44 pm
by sven360
Saw this on A1058 heading east.

Speed,not dislike a kerb crawlers average around Boro.

Stony silence from occupants and a gay sex line phone number displayed on back panel.

Quite bizarre really :lol:

Re: Who likes Yaris's. *Update 21.04.13*

Posted: 22 Apr 2013 07:49 pm
by volvosneverdie
sven360 wrote:Saw this on A1058 heading east.

Speed,not dislike a kerb crawlers average around Boro.

Stony silence from occupants and a gay sex line phone number displayed on back panel.

Quite bizarre really :lol:
1) Speed Kills.

2) Was listening to The Stranglers.

3) I'll think you'll find its a magnetic Taxi Firm telephone number that was found on the ground at a jet wash. Offer enough money and they might do you gay sex anyway mind. You can only ask.

Re: Who likes Yaris's. *Update 21.04.13*

Posted: 26 Apr 2013 04:39 pm
by volvosneverdie
More bolt on shenanigans.


Annoy your neighbours and make people say Barry and Boys in the same sentence with a 4inch fart can.

http://s439.photobucket.com/user/volvos ... t.mp4.html

Clicky vid^

Now I just need a bigger manifold. Or one with less holes in. And a larger middle section.

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Re: Who likes Yaris's. *Update 21.04.13*

Posted: 27 Apr 2013 01:09 am
by jtbo
I wonder if with custom exhaust fart can would fit into middle? That would be quite racer style :lol:

That fart can must add another +40hp :mrgreen:

Re: Who likes Yaris's. *Update 21.04.13*

Posted: 27 Apr 2013 02:04 pm
by volvosneverdie
jtbo wrote:I wonder if with custom exhaust fart can would fit into middle? That would be quite racer style :lol:

That fart can must add another +40hp :mrgreen:
I dont know about 40hp, but surely it adds 35!

Re: Who likes Yaris's. *Update 21.04.13*

Posted: 28 Apr 2013 11:16 am
by MCHUDD
Hi VND.
As Jake Blues once said
"Fix the ciggerette lighter" :lol:
Cheers Mark.
sm69 sm69 sm69 sm69 sm69 sm69

Re: Who likes Yaris's. *Update 08.05.13*

Posted: 08 May 2013 02:27 pm
by volvosneverdie
More shitness.....

Sh1tty holed manifold:

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Lets get a new one on.

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Clean the gasket up:

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A week of plusgas penetrating fluid on the stud nuts, aaaaaaand>

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Thats better.

Lets switch the wheels off.

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Ahhhhhh, thats sh1tter.....


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Re: Who likes Yaris's. *Update 08.05.13*

Posted: 08 May 2013 03:58 pm
by MCHUDD
Hi Mate.
Cracker steering wheel .
I also like your knob :shock: :shock: :shock:
Cheers Mark.
sm69 sm69 sm69 sm69 sm69 sm69 sm69

Re: Who likes Yaris's. *Update 08.05.13*

Posted: 08 May 2013 03:59 pm
by trabitom99
It's ... er ... lovely! :-P sm34

Especially the steering wheel.

Tom