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Re: Mac

Post by macplaxton » 05 Dec 2014 05:27 pm

Great to hear you're suffering much less.

Did the NHS not replace the gut bacteria with a poo transplant?

Now the phone's working, I expect to see a backlog on 1.7 minters to appear in the offers section.
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Re: Mac

Post by trabitom99 » 07 Dec 2014 03:38 pm

mac wrote:... even if it has stirred up internecine bickering - Anglo/N.Irish, Pictish/Bog Dweller, Anglo/Kraut verses the aforesaid Sub Continent carter.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Mac, superb, you do have a way with words ;-)

Hope all the insides are up and running before the diet-unfriendly Christmas period really gets going ...

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Re: Mac

Post by V6 Man » 08 Dec 2014 09:30 am

Fine!

Mac has asked me to let people know that his shonky, fly-by-night telecommunications provider is currently suffering some technical difficulties and consequently he is currently unable to respond to phone calls or emails at present. He will let everyone know when they are back up and running, but just in case anyone had tried to contact him and received no response, he thought it best to let everyone know the reason.

And for the men in skirts wherever they may dwell;

Jings, Crivens, Help Ma Boab! The Big Yin's phone's awfae bollocksed. Ye canna get hold of him 'till Wednesday. Och aye, Hoots Mon, the caber etc.

For the Norn Iron lot;

Lut me tull yew! The big man's phones banjaxed. Noi, ye can't tork tae hum until Wednesday. No Popery here!

For the sausage eaters;

Achtung. Herr Mac hat ein kleine telephoneiren apparat problem. Es ist kaput. Normalische service ist am mittwoch. Ende.

And in case other nationalities were looking;

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Himself has no phone. Ah, sure, won't he be having one on Wednesday, to be sure.

There's irritating! Mac has no phone at the moment, it should be back by wednesday, look you. Leeks, daffodils, We'll keep a welcome in the hillside...

Ere my lover, that there Mac baint got no phone. Ee'll ave one be Wednesday, look.

Haw, he haw, he haw. Le Mac as no phone, not one. Zere may be one sometime sm25
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Re: Mac

Post by mac » 08 Dec 2014 10:35 am

NURSE! NURSE! He's out of bed again!

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Re: Mac

Post by trabitom99 » 08 Dec 2014 11:58 am

sm4 sm4 :-D :-D
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Re: Mac

Post by MCHUDD » 08 Dec 2014 01:25 pm

Hi all
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Cheers Mark.
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Re: Mac

Post by classicswede » 08 Jan 2015 01:20 am

Mac glad to see you are back and running on all 4 cylinders
Dai

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Re: Mac

Post by SteveP » 08 Jan 2015 01:04 pm

classicswede wrote:Mac glad to see you are back and running on all 4 cylinders
Pfft only 4 cylinders!? ;)
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Re: Mac

Post by V6 Man » 08 Jan 2015 10:30 pm

Indeed! That is an insult to The Mac.

I tend to think of The Mac as a V12; in theory it should be smooth but there is an inherent roughness to it, it is fantastically complicated, a wild extravagance, totally and utterly unnecessary, but the world would be a colder place without it......!
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Re: Mac

Post by Chris_C » 09 Jan 2015 12:58 pm

V6 Man wrote:I tend to think of The Mac as a V12; in theory it should be smooth but there is an inherent roughness to it, it is fantastically complicated, a wild extravagance, totally and utterly unnecessary, but the world would be a colder place without it......!
Do you need a carb overhauling per chance? :lol:
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Re: Mac

Post by macplaxton » 09 Jan 2015 04:31 pm

^^^^ PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol:
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