what pets have you got

[redline]

ah! but you see, they're identical, so I wouldn't know which is which anyway

but the fish would know which is which and if you dont call it by its correct name it would (and quite rightly so ) be very insulted .

It would be a bit like me calling you foggy and that would never do !!!!

also if you use the wrong name how can you expect it to obey commands like swim and float etc !!!

No I am sorry Dave it just will not do !!!



after all as Patrick McGoohan used to say in the prisoner ,



"Unlike me, many of you have accepted the situation of your imprisonment, and will die here like rotten cabbages.
I am not a number, I am a free fish "

[d3k4y0]

touché

[Nick C]

ah! but you see, they're identical, so I wouldn't know which is which anyway

Surely then the ideal solution is to call them both the same thing, and so reduce confusion...

[MJ]

Good call

Here's a pic of Sally and bobby last summer

[d3k4y0]

Surely then the ideal solution is to call them both the same thing, and so reduce confusion...

well technically I do... "fish"

[Chesh740R]

Here's my little teenager's. They'll soon be out of there teens we've had them that long.

[sven360]

I got a Top Gear style pup 10 days ago-early 40th- thanks Kids

Canny hound but I'm always embarassed telin' peeps what he is-thought it was a made up name when they told me

He is 9 weeks on Monday and looks like he's goin' to be pretty big.


Add him to the rabbits,fish and 3 young un's-no wonder I'm becoming follically challenged

[redline]

Here's my little teenager's. They'll soon be out of there teens we've had them that long.

christ chesh you would need a lot of chips to go with that lot ,
I love koi carp, I am tempted to set up a pond now

[girlracer]

Ok well a labrador cross named Digger, Lurcher crossed with a Collie named Taffy (cos he is a welsh dog!) and a heinz 57 dog! well he is a spaniel cross with what seems to be a piranaha! lol named Chocolate!
A rescue cat named Ragmar and a black cat which adopted us called Cat! A tank full of Carp (fishes!!!) I also have a pet named Dai not sure what breed he is! Tried to get him put down but the vet told me they cant, "Sorry Miss Jones but we dont do rare breeds!"
Will try and find photos not sure where they are!

[Bob]

If two died first you would still have one

Bob.

[Bob]

Two fish in a tank

One turns to the other and says.........


Do you know how to drive it then!


Thank you I'm here all week.

Bob

[arnagath]

i have a cat..

[redline]

Thank you I'm here all week.Bob

please , don't feel you have to stay for our benefit , lol

definition of a radical goldfish

One that swims anticlockwise around the bowl just because he can

Dead Goldfish

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you doing there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbour was very concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of dirt then replied, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."

ok , I will get my coat

[Bob]

I understand cat are also incapable when it comes to driving tanks.

Strange but true.

Bob.

[Cornholio]

One fish tank with a dwindling number of cardinal and black neon tetra, plus a pair of corydoras.

Mrs C has a Nintendog called Saffy. She's a golden retriever (it's the best we can do in a flat where they don't allow dogs).

Erm, havn't any pics here, as they are one the island, but we have puffer fish and red belly piranha, as well as another 10-15ish tanks in the garage.