Give generously
Give generously
What with MSA licence increases,Club card upto £14,daughter's birthday in a fortnight,caravan rent due end of Jan,the general price of juice and the Shaw trophy running end of Jan it's looking pretty bleak.
I'm looking for a generous benefactor to aid my dream of being top non expert in TSMG series.
Obviously as my hard earned taxes are being spent by students buying condoms,supping dodgy ale,eating toast,wearing dodgy clothes whilst having the audacity to enjoy life I'll be looking for one of them to step forward for a noble cause.
I'm thinking of Chris C as a likely candidate as he would appear to be a stout fellow and a jolly good chap.
Alternatively, if you can think of another likely candidate or have a spare can of special brew gis a shout.
Thanks for listening.
And remember live the dream
I'm looking for a generous benefactor to aid my dream of being top non expert in TSMG series.
Obviously as my hard earned taxes are being spent by students buying condoms,supping dodgy ale,eating toast,wearing dodgy clothes whilst having the audacity to enjoy life I'll be looking for one of them to step forward for a noble cause.
I'm thinking of Chris C as a likely candidate as he would appear to be a stout fellow and a jolly good chap.
Alternatively, if you can think of another likely candidate or have a spare can of special brew gis a shout.
Thanks for listening.
And remember live the dream
Keeper of The Knights' of Bushido-lest we forget
Write it in your heart.
Stand by the code and it will stand by you.
Ask no more and give no less than honesty,courage,loyalty,generosity and fairness.
The code of the West.
Write it in your heart.
Stand by the code and it will stand by you.
Ask no more and give no less than honesty,courage,loyalty,generosity and fairness.
The code of the West.
Re: Give generously
Hahaha, best post ever! Specially the bit about me being stout... and thinking I could afford itsven360 wrote:What with MSA licence increases,Club card upto £14,daughter's birthday in a fortnight,caravan rent due end of Jan,the general price of juice and the Shaw trophy running end of Jan it's looking pretty bleak.
I'm looking for a generous benefactor to aid my dream of being top non expert in TSMG series.
Obviously as my hard earned taxes are being spent by students buying condoms,supping dodgy ale,eating toast,wearing dodgy clothes whilst having the audacity to enjoy life I'll be looking for one of them to step forward for a noble cause.
I'm thinking of Chris C as a likely candidate as he would appear to be a stout fellow and a jolly good chap.
Alternatively, if you can think of another likely candidate or have a spare can of special brew gis a shout.
Thanks for listening.
And remember live the dream
Hows about I get you a beer when you next come down to the non watered down part of the country?
'89(G) 340 GLE B172k
'03 S60 D5 SE, '91 (J) MX5, 1954 Cyclemaster
Ex:
'89(F) 340 GL F7R (ex B172k) - Fake -> SBKV 300 Runner Up 08, 12; '91(H) 340 GL B14.4E - Kar; '88(F) 360 GLT B200E - Jet -> BKV 300 Runner Up 09; '89(G) 360 GLT B200E - Beast
'03 S60 D5 SE, '91 (J) MX5, 1954 Cyclemaster
Ex:
'89(F) 340 GL F7R (ex B172k) - Fake -> SBKV 300 Runner Up 08, 12; '91(H) 340 GL B14.4E - Kar; '88(F) 360 GLT B200E - Jet -> BKV 300 Runner Up 09; '89(G) 360 GLT B200E - Beast
That's a smashing offer Chris but I once ventured south to Leeds and found the climate unbearably warm.
Fortunately it was only to collect an Opel Manta which had a body kit and striping that made it look uncannily like a Dodge Viper 'til you lifted the hood and saw 1800 single cam of raw Vauxhall power with a leaky headgasket.
Mrs Sven also thinks that's a generous offer and told me to tell ya if you ever venture to the frozen uplands she'll rustle up a whippet stew.
Mind you that'll only be to give ya intense stomach pains and as you writhe around in agony she'll lift ya wallet-watch 'er she's crafty.
Come on ya charleteons.
Fortunately it was only to collect an Opel Manta which had a body kit and striping that made it look uncannily like a Dodge Viper 'til you lifted the hood and saw 1800 single cam of raw Vauxhall power with a leaky headgasket.
Mrs Sven also thinks that's a generous offer and told me to tell ya if you ever venture to the frozen uplands she'll rustle up a whippet stew.
Mind you that'll only be to give ya intense stomach pains and as you writhe around in agony she'll lift ya wallet-watch 'er she's crafty.
Come on ya charleteons.
Keeper of The Knights' of Bushido-lest we forget
Write it in your heart.
Stand by the code and it will stand by you.
Ask no more and give no less than honesty,courage,loyalty,generosity and fairness.
The code of the West.
Write it in your heart.
Stand by the code and it will stand by you.
Ask no more and give no less than honesty,courage,loyalty,generosity and fairness.
The code of the West.
So how much are MSA licences these days? Even my marshals licence ran out a few days ago, I'm now officially out of the 'circle'
And Chris, since I'm another one of these tax paying morons who's funding your high life, how about I venture to your part of the country so you can by me a beer?
And Chris, since I'm another one of these tax paying morons who's funding your high life, how about I venture to your part of the country so you can by me a beer?
Carl
Rover SD1 Vitesse (and no Volvos )
But previously:
1988 Volvo 360GLT
1988 Volvo 360GLT
1984 Volvo 340DL
www.carlgibbs.com/gallery
Rover SD1 Vitesse (and no Volvos )
But previously:
1988 Volvo 360GLT
1988 Volvo 360GLT
1984 Volvo 340DL
www.carlgibbs.com/gallery
Ooooh, I'm liking this thread more and more
Carl
Rover SD1 Vitesse (and no Volvos )
But previously:
1988 Volvo 360GLT
1988 Volvo 360GLT
1984 Volvo 340DL
www.carlgibbs.com/gallery
Rover SD1 Vitesse (and no Volvos )
But previously:
1988 Volvo 360GLT
1988 Volvo 360GLT
1984 Volvo 340DL
www.carlgibbs.com/gallery
IF you travel the same distance as sven would to visit me Carl, of course I'd buy you a beer!
'89(G) 340 GLE B172k
'03 S60 D5 SE, '91 (J) MX5, 1954 Cyclemaster
Ex:
'89(F) 340 GL F7R (ex B172k) - Fake -> SBKV 300 Runner Up 08, 12; '91(H) 340 GL B14.4E - Kar; '88(F) 360 GLT B200E - Jet -> BKV 300 Runner Up 09; '89(G) 360 GLT B200E - Beast
'03 S60 D5 SE, '91 (J) MX5, 1954 Cyclemaster
Ex:
'89(F) 340 GL F7R (ex B172k) - Fake -> SBKV 300 Runner Up 08, 12; '91(H) 340 GL B14.4E - Kar; '88(F) 360 GLT B200E - Jet -> BKV 300 Runner Up 09; '89(G) 360 GLT B200E - Beast
Carl, I believe it's about a grand but I know a man,who knows a man,who knows a man who met Jack Carter and has a whippet.To you £300,obviously you can pay once the hearse is soldCarl wrote:So how much are MSA licences these days? Even my marshals licence ran out a few days ago, I'm now officially out of the 'circle'
And Chris, since I'm another one of these tax paying morons who's funding your high life, how about I venture to your part of the country so you can by me a beer?
Moron,Moron!!!!!!Don't think flattery will get ya any more discount
Keeper of The Knights' of Bushido-lest we forget
Write it in your heart.
Stand by the code and it will stand by you.
Ask no more and give no less than honesty,courage,loyalty,generosity and fairness.
The code of the West.
Write it in your heart.
Stand by the code and it will stand by you.
Ask no more and give no less than honesty,courage,loyalty,generosity and fairness.
The code of the West.
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you would think with all the money these stoodents get from us hard working taxpayers they would be able to afford jeans that dont hang half way down there arses wouldent you ,
or is the idea to look like they are poor and dont eat so jeans that were once a nice snug fit have become loose and baggy due to malnourishment
you would think with all the money these stoodents get from us hard working taxpayers they would be able to afford jeans that dont hang half way down there arses wouldent you ,
or is the idea to look like they are poor and dont eat so jeans that were once a nice snug fit have become loose and baggy due to malnourishment
Hang on a minute... I've just realised...
I don't get taxpayers money anymore, so yar boo sucks to you all!!!
I don't get taxpayers money anymore, so yar boo sucks to you all!!!
'89(G) 340 GLE B172k
'03 S60 D5 SE, '91 (J) MX5, 1954 Cyclemaster
Ex:
'89(F) 340 GL F7R (ex B172k) - Fake -> SBKV 300 Runner Up 08, 12; '91(H) 340 GL B14.4E - Kar; '88(F) 360 GLT B200E - Jet -> BKV 300 Runner Up 09; '89(G) 360 GLT B200E - Beast
'03 S60 D5 SE, '91 (J) MX5, 1954 Cyclemaster
Ex:
'89(F) 340 GL F7R (ex B172k) - Fake -> SBKV 300 Runner Up 08, 12; '91(H) 340 GL B14.4E - Kar; '88(F) 360 GLT B200E - Jet -> BKV 300 Runner Up 09; '89(G) 360 GLT B200E - Beast
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I might have donated if it wasn't for the hurtful jibe at students. I'm a student and i dont buy condoms (because i have nothing to use them for) i rarely drink, i do eat toast but my mum buys the bread and the clothes i wear are about a million years old because i can't afford new ones.
Now if someone would like to loan me a small sum of money to pay for my MSA licence i would be most indebted to you as i would like to compete in a local sprint championship (in my 205 not the 360 for obvious reasons) and i think that i have a good shot at taking the class title
Now if someone would like to loan me a small sum of money to pay for my MSA licence i would be most indebted to you as i would like to compete in a local sprint championship (in my 205 not the 360 for obvious reasons) and i think that i have a good shot at taking the class title
Proud owner of a Crummy Volvo and a Ratty old 205
Send me your address, you sound like a worthy cause.
Good to see all students aren't like I assumed.Well done.
If you like I have some clothes that are a mere 5yrs old.Perhaps if I sent them then you would have better luck re the condom situation.Let me know.
Sincerest regards Sven
Good to see all students aren't like I assumed.Well done.
If you like I have some clothes that are a mere 5yrs old.Perhaps if I sent them then you would have better luck re the condom situation.Let me know.
Sincerest regards Sven
Keeper of The Knights' of Bushido-lest we forget
Write it in your heart.
Stand by the code and it will stand by you.
Ask no more and give no less than honesty,courage,loyalty,generosity and fairness.
The code of the West.
Write it in your heart.
Stand by the code and it will stand by you.
Ask no more and give no less than honesty,courage,loyalty,generosity and fairness.
The code of the West.