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if it wasn't for all these jokes this thread could be "trunkated "down to about two pages,
anyway I'm off to "spruce" myself up.
"aspen" looking forward to going out with the missus today.
and while we are out I might have a "blackthorn" cider or two or maybe a lager and "lime".
im sure there will be a lot of "coppers" about looking for "crack (willow) "dealers.
the" dogwood" like to come to but they dont allow them in the shops
although they "will(ow)" allow guide dogs.
our friend "Hazel" is meeting us and shes abit of a joker she knows all the old "chestnuts", trouble is she usually brings her "(ju)nipper" with her and he can be a right pain.
Might be getting a new tv this weekend , will have to see how the " leylandi" lies with the wife over that one though.
I will have to stroke her "maidenhair" though to win her around.
I wonder if "Rowan" atkinson will be on tv this christmas?
oh well just "leaves" me to wish "yew" and your families a happy christmas
anyway I'm off to "spruce" myself up.
"aspen" looking forward to going out with the missus today.
and while we are out I might have a "blackthorn" cider or two or maybe a lager and "lime".
im sure there will be a lot of "coppers" about looking for "crack (willow) "dealers.
the" dogwood" like to come to but they dont allow them in the shops
although they "will(ow)" allow guide dogs.
our friend "Hazel" is meeting us and shes abit of a joker she knows all the old "chestnuts", trouble is she usually brings her "(ju)nipper" with her and he can be a right pain.
Might be getting a new tv this weekend , will have to see how the " leylandi" lies with the wife over that one though.
I will have to stroke her "maidenhair" though to win her around.
I wonder if "Rowan" atkinson will be on tv this christmas?
oh well just "leaves" me to wish "yew" and your families a happy christmas
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Re: for sale - FEELER
my god this is bad! id forgotten about this one!
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Re: for sale - FEELER
Mods please lock this thread!!!
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'95 945 LPT
'90 340 3dr
'87 360 GLT
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'75 Manta A
'70 Rover P5 V8
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And then burn it.
Then bury it.
Then dig it up and put a stake through its heart just to be on the safe side.
That wasnt a 'wood' joke, i just want to make sure it doesnt come back this time.
Then bury it.
Then dig it up and put a stake through its heart just to be on the safe side.
That wasnt a 'wood' joke, i just want to make sure it doesnt come back this time.
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Re: for sale - FEELER
I'm not sure there's much point in us locking it. To (mis)quote The Eagles...
"They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beech..."
cheers
James
"They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beech..."
cheers
James
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...and some modern FWD nonsense to get me to work...
'89 740 Turbo Intercooler
'88 360 Turbo Intercooler
'85 360 GLT
'81 343 GLS R-Sport
'79 343 DL
'70 164
...and some modern FWD nonsense to get me to work...