Swear box will be coming out.
Little uns might read some of it.Not good.
Keepin' it real.
Whateva.
Language
Language
It has come to my attention some of the yoofs posting on 'is 'ere forum are using naughty words.
Swear box will be coming out.
Little uns might read some of it.Not good.
Keepin' it real.
Whateva.
Swear box will be coming out.
Little uns might read some of it.Not good.
Keepin' it real.
Whateva.
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Write it in your heart.
Stand by the code and it will stand by you.
Ask no more and give no less than honesty,courage,loyalty,generosity and fairness.
The code of the West.
Write it in your heart.
Stand by the code and it will stand by you.
Ask no more and give no less than honesty,courage,loyalty,generosity and fairness.
The code of the West.
Re: Language
That could be me mate. I'm used to being censored on the intornetwebz and IRL so when I get the chance it seems to escape 
Shall tone it down from now on fella
Out of interest what's the deal with the swear box? If phrases like pokey bum wank are expensive then that's fine as it's not really in daily use for me at this time.
Shall tone it down from now on fella
Out of interest what's the deal with the swear box? If phrases like pokey bum wank are expensive then that's fine as it's not really in daily use for me at this time.
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Re: Language
*Edited due to attack of concience. *
ironicly the only variety im not impervious to.
ironicly the only variety im not impervious to.
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Re: Language
OapEM wrote:**** yeah!
That's splendid-I know where you're comin' from but my daughter knebbing over my shoulder doesn't.
*'s are the way forward
Then again it ain't my forum and Duval 78 might tell me to shut the f&*k up
The swear box is a mythical invention of mine to help fund a saw purchase.I'll send you me address for the cheque if you like ?
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Re: Language
fair commemt man. Just couldnt resist the comedy oportunity.
And of course i use the word comedy quite incorrecly.
Never really thought thered be under agers on here.
But, oh yeah, other peoples kids. And they might be spectating. Didnt think of that. Lesson learned.
And of course i use the word comedy quite incorrecly.
Never really thought thered be under agers on here.
But, oh yeah, other peoples kids. And they might be spectating. Didnt think of that. Lesson learned.
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Re: Language
May I suggest The Following as substirute swearing words.
Bunting.
As in: Bunting hell! what is this? its like living in occupied Vichy france. Im not even allowed to say bunting!
(rope with flags on)
Shatner.
As in : Ahhh shatner. Joe Kinnears just been sent to the stand again. What a daft bunt.
(the origonal, and arguably the best Captain Nemo)
Ass-mole.
Ass in: that donkey has a small freckle-like melinoma on its hind quarters. What an ass-mole.
(possibly the result of genetic experiments featuring donkeys and small burrowing mammals)
*edited for legal reasons*
(traditional ryming slang)
Jeremy Kyle.
As in: retard.
(from Dole person, and/or student peoples daytime television.)
Thats right.
We can all have fun without swearing.[/quote]
Bunting.
As in: Bunting hell! what is this? its like living in occupied Vichy france. Im not even allowed to say bunting!
(rope with flags on)
Shatner.
As in : Ahhh shatner. Joe Kinnears just been sent to the stand again. What a daft bunt.
(the origonal, and arguably the best Captain Nemo)
Ass-mole.
Ass in: that donkey has a small freckle-like melinoma on its hind quarters. What an ass-mole.
(possibly the result of genetic experiments featuring donkeys and small burrowing mammals)
*edited for legal reasons*
(traditional ryming slang)
Jeremy Kyle.
As in: retard.
(from Dole person, and/or student peoples daytime television.)
Thats right.
We can all have fun without swearing.[/quote]
Re: Language
You saying I'm not exactly young anymore? 
Words I can't understand:
yoofs
'is 'ere
uns
bunting
Oh, it was not language in that sense
Ok, it seems I'm too old and can't really know if I'm using naughty words or not so just ignore me as usual
Words I can't understand:
yoofs
'is 'ere
uns
bunting
Oh, it was not language in that sense
Ok, it seems I'm too old and can't really know if I'm using naughty words or not so just ignore me as usual
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Re: Language
I've let a couple slide lately... I'm shocking IRL. I do like the self regulation though, yet again proves why we are lucky to have the community that we do here.
Carry on... I like Svens swear box idea, we could put it towards group buys
Jani: Don't worry mate, it's Northern. They don't use proper words up there, most of the time if you put a t' infront of a word they understand what you mean, but no hope the other way round!
Carry on... I like Svens swear box idea, we could put it towards group buys
Jani: Don't worry mate, it's Northern. They don't use proper words up there, most of the time if you put a t' infront of a word they understand what you mean, but no hope the other way round!
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Re: Language
Shall not.jtbo wrote:
Ok, it seems I'm too old and can't really know if I'm using naughty words or not so just ignore me as usual
Shot that woodpecker yet??????
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Write it in your heart.
Stand by the code and it will stand by you.
Ask no more and give no less than honesty,courage,loyalty,generosity and fairness.
The code of the West.
Write it in your heart.
Stand by the code and it will stand by you.
Ask no more and give no less than honesty,courage,loyalty,generosity and fairness.
The code of the West.
Re: Language
Ah, our northern people just add h or two to every word, so I guess it has something to do with the norhtern aspectChris_C wrote: Jani: Don't worry mate, it's Northern. They don't use proper words up there, most of the time if you put a t' infront of a word they understand what you mean, but no hope the other way round!
Did not shot that woodpecker, I guess that it was enough to fart in front of her (it was she, judged from colours), never seen it since
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Re: Language
You mustve had a lot of vegetables (or beer) to be able to effectivly scare wildlife away!
Still, could come in handy in a bear attack situation.
Still, could come in handy in a bear attack situation.
Re: Language
For many days our shops have had shortage of meat, I have tried to find it from 120km distances but nothing, so I have been forced to eat fish and as I have been eating mostly meat for decade or so, naturally it does not suit too well and produces some nasty gases as side effect
BTW, this country is really going down, I mean how such basic stuff like meat could have limited availability?
BTW, this country is really going down, I mean how such basic stuff like meat could have limited availability?
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Re: Language
Well you had the perfect opportunity to score yourself a bit of meat when that woodpecker was in a clear line of sight!
You should have shot it, not farted at it!
It wouldnt have been much like, but definatly enough to fill a sandwhich.
You should have shot it, not farted at it!
It wouldnt have been much like, but definatly enough to fill a sandwhich.