It has come to my attention some of the yoofs posting on 'is 'ere forum are using naughty words.

Swear box will be coming out.
Little uns might read some of it.Not good.

Keepin' it real.
Whateva.

That could be me mate. I'm used to being censored on the intornetwebz and IRL so when I get the chance it seems to escape

Shall tone it down from now on fella

Out of interest what's the deal with the swear box? If phrases like pokey bum wank are expensive then that's fine as it's not really in daily use for me at this time.

*Edited due to attack of concience. *
ironicly the only variety im not impervious to.

**** yeah!

I think the word you are looking for there is Schmit.

OapEM wrote:**** yeah!

That's splendid-I know where you're comin' from but my daughter knebbing over my shoulder doesn't.
*'s are the way forward

Then again it ain't my forum and Duval 78 might tell me to shut the f&*k up

The swear box is a mythical invention of mine to help fund a saw purchase.I'll send you me address for the cheque if you like ?

fair commemt man. Just couldnt resist the comedy oportunity.
And of course i use the word comedy quite incorrecly.
Never really thought thered be under agers on here.
But, oh yeah, other peoples kids. And they might be spectating. Didnt think of that. Lesson learned.

May I suggest The Following as substirute swearing words.

Bunting.
As in: Bunting hell! what is this? its like living in occupied Vichy france. Im not even allowed to say bunting!
(rope with flags on)

Shatner.
As in : Ahhh shatner. Joe Kinnears just been sent to the stand again. What a daft bunt.
(the origonal, and arguably the best Captain Nemo)

Ass-mole.
Ass in: that donkey has a small freckle-like melinoma on its hind quarters. What an ass-mole.
(possibly the result of genetic experiments featuring donkeys and small burrowing mammals)

*edited for legal reasons*
(traditional ryming slang)

Jeremy Kyle.
As in: retard.
(from Dole person, and/or student peoples daytime television.)

Thats right.
We can all have fun without swearing.[/quote]

You saying I'm not exactly young anymore?

Words I can't understand:
yoofs
'is 'ere
uns
bunting

Oh, it was not language in that sense

Ok, it seems I'm too old and can't really know if I'm using naughty words or not so just ignore me as usual

I've let a couple slide lately... I'm shocking IRL. I do like the self regulation though, yet again proves why we are lucky to have the community that we do here.

Carry on... I like Svens swear box idea, we could put it towards group buys

Jani: Don't worry mate, it's Northern. They don't use proper words up there, most of the time if you put a t' infront of a word they understand what you mean, but no hope the other way round!

jtbo wrote:
Ok, it seems I'm too old and can't really know if I'm using naughty words or not so just ignore me as usual

Shall not.
Shot that woodpecker yet??????

Chris_C wrote: Jani: Don't worry mate, it's Northern. They don't use proper words up there, most of the time if you put a t' infront of a word they understand what you mean, but no hope the other way round!

Ah, our northern people just add h or two to every word, so I guess it has something to do with the norhtern aspect

Did not shot that woodpecker, I guess that it was enough to fart in front of her (it was she, judged from colours), never seen it since

You mustve had a lot of vegetables (or beer) to be able to effectivly scare wildlife away!
Still, could come in handy in a bear attack situation.

For many days our shops have had shortage of meat, I have tried to find it from 120km distances but nothing, so I have been forced to eat fish and as I have been eating mostly meat for decade or so, naturally it does not suit too well and produces some nasty gases as side effect

BTW, this country is really going down, I mean how such basic stuff like meat could have limited availability?

Well you had the perfect opportunity to score yourself a bit of meat when that woodpecker was in a clear line of sight!
You should have shot it, not farted at it!
It wouldnt have been much like, but definatly enough to fill a sandwhich.