Probably a repost but I lol'd. Meh.

How many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 to hijack the thread and ask how to change the horn
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

LMFAO

You forgot:
1 to admint not knowing, then go on to say something vuagley amusing about something absolutley unconnected to the subject of the thread.


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He had a stroke and lost function in the whole of the left side of his body.
Hes all right now.

OapEM wrote:

Mods, I would like to report spamming in this thread.

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Oh yes, EU is banning light bulbs, what we do change then?

you forgot the one wannabe electrician who is at pains to say

bulbs grow in the ground lamps get plugged into lamp holders

i must ask are these house hold bulbs we are talking about or car bulbs?

if it is houshold bulbs we are talking about i thought these might come in handy

http://www.ehow.com/how_370_change-lightbulb.html

http://www.eskom.co.za/customers/electr ... ntent.html

however depending on what type of bulb you are useing whether it be a scew fix or a bayonet type i would consult an electrician on the best type of way as this are links on how to remove and replace

OapEM wrote:Probably a repost but I lol'd. Meh.

Afraid your right http://www.volvo300mania.com/forum-uk/v ... php?t=6521

But as it's pretty funny - it's fine