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None Car room?

Posted: 15 Feb 2009 11:35 am
by volvosneverdie
How about a non-car section for the forum?
I know talk of garages, football, general internet related hillarity,whinging, etc is currently all held well enough in general discussion, but a place of its own may benefit all the a.o.b type threads.

Good idea?
Bad Idea?

Re: None Car room?

Posted: 15 Feb 2009 01:25 pm
by MCHUDD
Hi mate.
I think that is a very good idea. Over on the VOC forum their is a place called lounge and intradutions.
All sorts of griping can go on there.
Cheers Mark.

Re: None Car room?

Posted: 15 Feb 2009 01:44 pm
by volvosneverdie
MCHUDD wrote:Hi mate.
I think that is a very good idea. Over on the VOC forum their is a place called lounge and intradutions.
All sorts of griping can go on there.
Cheers Mark.
yeah mark, i'd noticed that.
It seems a lot of forums have something similar.

Just kicks the social ellement up a notch.
I know V3M is a car site, but gosh darn it we're human beings too. Chat and banter is a must do.
Lets have somewhere to rant about how poor modern scalexrics are compared to the awesome seventies versions etc.

Re: None Car room?

Posted: 15 Feb 2009 05:35 pm
by MCHUDD
Yes mate.
I could rant and rave about David Healy scoring the winner for N.Ireland in the world cup final.

Re: None Car room?

Posted: 17 Feb 2009 04:19 am
by jtbo
Don't we have general section already where we do all that and more? :D

Re: None Car room?

Posted: 27 Feb 2009 09:18 am
by redline
I suggested this years ago ,

Bxp and the mk2 dub club have a lounge where shall we say , people can express themselves without offending other people ,
ie. if you dont want to see the occaisional risque joke then you just dont go in there.
its also members only so little ones and errr non members dont get in ,

bit like a gentlemans club of old but we allow women lol

I could then subject you all to my wide range of bad , and sometimes not quite politically correct jokes

nothing offensive mind

Re: None Car room?

Posted: 27 Feb 2009 11:05 am
by volvosneverdie
Give us a taster mick.

Re: None Car room?

Posted: 27 Feb 2009 12:56 pm
by MCHUDD
I see that 13 year kid in Portsmouth has joined Fathers 4 Justice.
They let him in cause he still has his Spider mans outfit.
Cheers Mark.

Re: None Car room?

Posted: 27 Feb 2009 01:47 pm
by filthyjohn
:lol:

Re: None Car room?

Posted: 27 Feb 2009 02:35 pm
by redline
MCHUDD wrote:I see that 13 year kid in Portsmouth has joined Fathers 4 Justice.
They let him in cause he still has his Spider mans outfit.
Cheers Mark.

bloody hell are you on BXP coz I posted that joke there last week

Re: None Car room?

Posted: 27 Feb 2009 02:36 pm
by redline
volvosneverdie wrote:Give us a taster mick.

I would but I might get a smacked wrist from some of the other mods AGAIN :lol:

Re: None Car room?

Posted: 27 Feb 2009 04:05 pm
by MCHUDD
Hi redline.
Sorry to sound a bit thick,but what is BXP.

Re: None Car room?

Posted: 27 Feb 2009 07:21 pm
by redline
MCHUDD wrote:Hi redline.
Sorry to sound a bit thick,but what is BXP.
its a very select forum (only 25 members ) of citroen BX 16 valve lovers


ok vnd heres some clean ones just for you


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Re: None Car room?

Posted: 27 Feb 2009 08:08 pm
by volvosneverdie
Just came back from Blackpool.
At the Hotel, I asked for a twin with a t.v.

Ended up sharing with one of the cheeky girls and eddie izzard.



bu-bum, clap!

Re: None Car room?

Posted: 28 Feb 2009 12:07 am
by classicswede
What do you call a welsh man with 5 sheep?

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