MCHUDD wrote:Hi redline.
Sorry to sound a bit thick,but what is BXP.
its a very select forum (only 25 members ) of citroen BX 16 valve lovers
ok vnd heres some clean ones just for you
10 steps on how to wash the cat:
1. Put both lids of the Toilet up and add pet Shampoo to the pan.
2. Take the bastard to the bathroom.
3. Throw him in the pan and stand on the lid.
4. He will agitate and make ample suds.
5. Ignore the cunt's noises, cats enjoy this.
6. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times for a power wash.
7. Open front door.
8. Lift lid and stand back.
9. Cat will flee outside and dry himself.
10. You have a sparkling clean toilet.
Yours ever faithfully, The Dog
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I'm thinking about becoming a Muslim.
my wife's face would benefit from a Burkha.
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just bought the latest Jade Goody calender
what a rip off , it only goes up to March
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A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'
'Yes Sir,' the little girl said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, 'Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!'
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there, Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?'
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he sure did!'
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, 'Next year tell Santa; the arse goes underneath the horse, not on top!'