Complete the sentence, ill start, could be fun.

Yours too low when you get pulled by the fuzz for having a heavily laden vehicle. When in-fact its just you and nothing else in the car lol.

Dan

When you have to plan every step of your journey to avoid roads with speedbumps.....

You corner hard your exhaust touches the floor.....

You can't open your door because it hits the kerb.

pmsl

When you have to climb up onto the curve when exciting the car

When mexicans make the face at you.

...you start complaining about back pain (Sven360)

Going across gravel makes your ba-halls ache. (probably sven360 too)

you dodge cats eyes

You hit an (already flattened) 500ml bottle of pop even though you position the car centrally (true story!)

You bottom out on lane markings.

Your headlights are at knee height

(Just been fitting the new front panel on the Nissan)

...when you need to crawl to get under the car.

Jani drives a tractor

It looks like this

... wheels aren't anymore contact with the road.