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chav test

Post by special » 09 Mar 2005 02:03 am

chav test
http://www.shauny.org.uk/funstuff/content/view/20/2/

my result was 18%

i aint no chav!!
dare to be different

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Post by Tom » 09 Mar 2005 08:29 am

I'm devastated..I'm 31%..
F983 OHD '88 340DL - Gone but not forgotten
C299 LGF '86 340DL - Variomatic jerkiness

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Post by huskyracer » 09 Mar 2005 08:42 am

37% :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Post by redline » 09 Mar 2005 09:19 am

thats all right guys foggy will come out at 101% LOL (only joking James )
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Post by 5lab » 09 Mar 2005 09:22 am

20%
Siddy-'87 360 Glt lhd convertible
Swapsea-'89 360GLT-swapped!
Leah-'84 340GL-sold! Maisie-'85 340GL-sold!
Snowy-'88 360GLE-killed by a truck! Dougle-'89 360GLT-dead&stolen!
Nessy-'86 340GL-foggy's! Grace-'86 360GLT-gone!

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Post by redline » 09 Mar 2005 09:57 am

19% and that was only because of the question about souping up the car sm48 and the bloody sm35 sm92 lights
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Post by redline » 09 Mar 2005 10:02 am

just redone it without the christmas lights and it brought me down to 16% .being as the lights are the wifes idea my true score is 16% :D and i've never seen footballers wives but seem to remember a Chardonnay being in it :oops: so I dont think that should count either
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Post by SoLaMaNdA » 09 Mar 2005 10:51 am

I'm 16% chav, noooooooo.

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Post by Chris_C » 09 Mar 2005 11:20 am

36% :( sm16 sm25 sm38 sm65
'89(G) 340 GLE B172k
'03 S60 D5 SE, '91 (J) MX5, 1954 Cyclemaster
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'89(F) 340 GL F7R (ex B172k) - Fake -> SBKV 300 Runner Up 08, 12; '91(H) 340 GL B14.4E - Kar; '88(F) 360 GLT B200E - Jet -> BKV 300 Runner Up 09; '89(G) 360 GLT B200E - Beast

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Post by MJ » 09 Mar 2005 11:45 am

32%
:oops:

I think it's wrong :)

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Post by SteveP » 09 Mar 2005 01:07 pm

32% innit

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Post by wjp01908 » 09 Mar 2005 03:15 pm

30% WTF!

Must stop shopping in the CoOp!

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Post by special » 09 Mar 2005 07:26 pm

what do you call a chav in a filling cabinet?



sorted :lol:


a few suprises there
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Post by wjp01908 » 09 Mar 2005 07:47 pm

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call an eskimo chav in a box?
A. Inuit.

Q. Why did the chav stare at the carton of Orange Juice?
A. Because it had 'concentrate' on it.

Q. What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Can I have a Big Mac please?

Q. How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
A. She closes the car door.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav?
A. Dunno. Ask her 17 year old son.

Q. What do you do if you run a chav over?
A. Slip it into reverse just to make sure.

Courtesy of www.chavscum.co.uk

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Post by RandomHero » 09 Mar 2005 08:55 pm

8 % sm15
- 360 GLT, 1989, Gray Metallic, 115.500 km, PAS, Electric Sunroof, Windows and Mirrors :)

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