chav test
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Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call an eskimo chav in a box?
A. Inuit.
Q. Why did the chav stare at the carton of Orange Juice?
A. Because it had 'concentrate' on it.
Q. What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Can I have a Big Mac please?
Q. How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
A. She closes the car door.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav?
A. Dunno. Ask her 17 year old son.
Q. What do you do if you run a chav over?
A. Slip it into reverse just to make sure.
Courtesy of www.chavscum.co.uk
Will
A. Innit.
Q. What do you call an eskimo chav in a box?
A. Inuit.
Q. Why did the chav stare at the carton of Orange Juice?
A. Because it had 'concentrate' on it.
Q. What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Can I have a Big Mac please?
Q. How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
A. She closes the car door.
Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav?
A. Dunno. Ask her 17 year old son.
Q. What do you do if you run a chav over?
A. Slip it into reverse just to make sure.
Courtesy of www.chavscum.co.uk
Will
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