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If you were.........

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 09:22 pm
by girlracer
If you were a woman for the day what would be the first thing you would do??????

This should be interesting......

And funny...... :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

Re: If you were.........

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 09:24 pm
by volvosneverdie
Lesbianism.
Obviously.

Re: If you were.........

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 09:26 pm
by Speedy88
probably crash a car, waste some money on some shoes and read HEAT.

Re: If you were.........

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 09:39 pm
by volvosneverdie
Speedy88 wrote:probably crash a car, waste some money on some shoes and read HEAT.
You go girlfriend.
Mmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm!

Re: If you were.........

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 10:52 pm
by classicswede
Speedy88 wrote:probably crash a car, waste some money on some shoes and read HEAT.
You'd wast your day shopping :shock: :shock: :shock:

I'd not leave the bedroom for the whole day :lol: :lol:

Re: If you were.........

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 11:08 pm
by kaos
as per my version of beyonces if i were..

if i were a boy i'd be watching the game and having a bud..


if i were a girl i'd be having a wank, sex, sex toys, lesbianism, clit pericings, etc etc


the list is just endless.

Re: If you were.........

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 11:23 pm
by whiskeyonesix
I'd stay at home and play with myself all day :)

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( The wife has just leaned over my shoulder, read that comment and said "How is that any different to what you do now?" )


Moving on..... I'd go out, find myself a rich billionaire, marry him, kill him through sex, then inherit all his wealth.

Easy :)

Re: If you were.........

Posted: 20 Mar 2010 12:13 am
by volvosneverdie
whiskeyonesix wrote:

Moving on..... I'd go out, find myself a rich billionaire, marry him, kill him through sex, then inherit all his wealth.

Easy :)
tom, you're such an evil dangerous sex-predator.
That plan is worryingly well thought out.

All I could manage was 'lesbianism''.
I feel so outclassed.

Re: If you were.........

Posted: 20 Mar 2010 01:29 am
by griffo20022
I'd absolutely WRECK myself :lol: or at least get another bird to do it to me lol! Be a good thing it'd only be for the end as by the end of it down below would be like a black broken toilet seat!

Re: If you were.........

Posted: 20 Mar 2010 02:43 am
by jtbo
Perverts, that is what you lot are :shock: :lol:

Now let's see, for man, there are several places where we can't enter, places that are for ladies only, so of course these numerous places are needed to be checked while playing yourself every now and then, there certainly should be some way to smuggle camera to those places where only ladies are allowed, nobody will suspect lady that is 'talking' to her mobile in pool's shower or at sauna, certainly there is lot more possibilities, like getting loan interest down, negotiate lower rent, yes ton of possibilities, life would be so easy, well only if transformation would mean also that those few stones would disappear, when you are like a hippo, it does not help being a woman, not even one bit, actually that throws cup around, I think :lol:

Re: If you were.........

Posted: 20 Mar 2010 03:56 am
by whiskeyonesix
find myself a rich billionaire, marry him, kill him through sex, then inherit all his wealth
Ben,
What is more worrying is that my Missus thought of that!

Re: If you were.........

Posted: 20 Mar 2010 11:26 pm
by garth
WOW the forum has stooped to new levels.

Funny though.

I'd get away with everything.

Re: If you were.........

Posted: 21 Mar 2010 01:14 am
by pyro
its basically all been said by Kaos and VND! :mrgreen:

i might be an exeptional statistic and be a good woman driver.

erm streaking, exhibitionism, erm, porn, actually listening to a guy, and not doing that feckin annoying 'i can here you' speech when they blatently cant when they're next door after an arguement...

not that im bitter at all,

and i dont have issues.
my mummy and daddy said so

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Re: If you were.........

Posted: 24 Mar 2010 07:09 pm
by filthyjohn
I'd buy some car insurance.

Re: If you were.........

Posted: 24 Mar 2010 09:46 pm
by volvosneverdie
filthyjohn wrote:I'd buy some car insurance.
Oh snap.
mmmmmm hmmmmmmm.

etc.

Id also sell eggs.

Aparently that can be quite profitible if youre a woman.
People must prefer buying them off women or something. :|