Urgent government survey

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Urgent government survey

Post by pyro » 04 Jun 2010 12:16 am

The government is worried that mens willy's are getting smaller. To find out how great the problem is they have asked all men with *****'s smaller than three inches to put a white flag with a red cross on their car

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Post by CBA » 04 Jun 2010 12:30 am

JeeSuuus!. that's not fair, but I do see your point.

I want to fly a swedish flag, speak fake swedish, like swedish chef, that sort of thing.
340pw...

I dont really care about my willy, but swedish chef.... he's a god!

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Re: Urgent government survey

Post by Speedy88 » 04 Jun 2010 12:52 am

I care so little about football, I don't even hate the people with flags.
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Re: Urgent government survey

Post by pyro » 04 Jun 2010 12:09 pm

IM all for patriotism, supporting england etc etc, however the people that seem to be a football matches are hardly the pride of england!

I want to know where the support was when england were playing a real sport like rugby, that is less about teh hair styles! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Re: Urgent government survey

Post by volvosneverdie » 04 Jun 2010 12:38 pm

What do folk with large tiddlers have to do?

Drive Volvo 300s?
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Post by whiskeyonesix » 04 Jun 2010 12:51 pm

What do folk with large tiddlers have to do?

Drive Volvo 300s?
You betcha :)
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Re: Urgent government survey

Post by volvosneverdie » 04 Jun 2010 01:28 pm

whiskeyonesix wrote:
What do folk with large tiddlers have to do?

Drive Volvo 300s?
You betcha :)
Dammit!
Ive got a ford.

:roll:

Not sure what that makes me.
A left footer probably.
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Re: Urgent government survey

Post by griffo20022 » 04 Jun 2010 01:29 pm

No flag and driving a 340?! I need a career in porno! 8)
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Re: Urgent government survey

Post by pyro » 04 Jun 2010 03:36 pm

griffo20022 wrote:No flag and driving a 340?! I need a career in porno! 8)

do it man, i here chodes are in great demand these days!

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