Worst Driver on the forums?

Post by **Tom** » 23 Jan 2005 02:44 pm

OK, so we all know there are some pretty terrible drivers on this forum (myself included) but who's the worst?

I know Hugh's last accident wasn't his fault so that sort of rules him out. So that leaves..um..me?

Vote away..

Post by **special** » 23 Jan 2005 03:07 pm

sorry never had one in the seven years of driving(pritty good for a ricer!!!! woulden you say)

Post by **jtbo** » 23 Jan 2005 03:18 pm

I got licence 1994, I have not get any parking tickets, fines or like that. Two times I have had an accident, but none of them was my fault, as I avoided hitting other cars by driving out of road once and once I squeezed car between another car and barrier.
Those accidents happened 1999 and 2000, then I drove nearly 20000km at month so things can happen

However I'm doing lot of overtakes and very rarely anyone will overtake me, so I'm not driving very nicely or 'safely' as offical define it.

Can't say I'm worst but I will not be best either, something between I guess

I think there is bbc tv-serie that is called "Britain's worst driver" ?

Post by **V6 Man** » 23 Jan 2005 06:34 pm

I vote for Foggy cos he can't do a donut without pirouetting off into the distance..................

Post by **Lonewolf** » 24 Jan 2005 12:06 pm

I'd vote me for having the worst luck on the forums, steering rack dies at 160kph, the day i bought my 1st 360 a tree fell on it.
The day i rego'd EVO360 a truck reversed into it while it was parked.
Today i got a court summons for a parking ticket i got for parking 1hour and 4 minutes in a 1 hr parking space, even though i had paid the fine.

And to top it off, my cat wont lay on my lap for more than 10 seconds...

Actually i vote foggy, i mean really... who smokes up the rears on a volvo

Post by **redline** » 24 Jan 2005 12:35 pm

ok you decide if I qualify.

1)Mk2 cortina , day before test hit hillman imp up rear when driver stopped for no reason
2) same car hit lamp post dead centre after skidding on ice
3) mk3 cortina , hit my mates moggy van up the rear when he braked (his brake lights didnt work at the time )
4) citroen bx gti side impact from lady driver who only had one arm !!!
5) escort mk2 1.6 ghia , hit cavalier side on when he turned right across the front of me at traffic lights.claimed he didnt see me coz he was deaf ?
6) volvo 960 hit wall at front of house when my daughter undid her child seat and fell off of it grabbing my arm as she fell
7) company vauxhall sintra , side swipped by artic on M1

company renault kangoo van smashed offside front suspension and ended up in a field after swerving to avoid a fox
9) same kangoo smashed up front nearside suspension when brakes locked up in wet and hit kerb
10) toyota lucida , reversed into broken off fence post
11 ) Oh yes the now famous volvo 340 redline versus seat incident

As I said You decide

Post by **special** » 24 Jan 2005 05:49 pm

have you ever considered getting a push bike now might be the time!

Post by **Tom** » 24 Jan 2005 06:20 pm

At least with the Redline, you're protected.

I'd have loved to have seen the Moggy after you went up it's arse, LOL

Post by **redline** » 25 Jan 2005 10:00 am

I could say so much about going up the arse of moggys Tom but the moderator would just delete it all (oh yeah thats me !!! ) My mates moggy VAN was great different, colour every week (hand brushed emulsion )and the night i hit it, it was sky blue with bits of the white undercoat showing through, the rear end below the doors was all cardboard and filler ( luckily thats where I hit it so no damage to my car but total carnage to his LOL. I think I am just unlucky !!! how many people have not only been side swiped by a one armed lady and had a deaf bloke pull out in front of them in one lifetime, If it wasn't for them . foxes , other peoples crap driving , renault kangoos and broken fence posts. I would have only ever had one accident in my life and that was before I had passed my test LOL

Post by **foggyjames** » 27 Jan 2005 11:25 pm

Yeah, I'm the worst driver Rupert. We just won't mention Audi A3s...

cheers

James

Post by **V6 Man** » 27 Jan 2005 11:46 pm

I see....it's like that is it??

Right!

Ermm, should I mention braking incidents at the T'Bricks 06 meet?????

Post by **foggyjames** » 28 Jan 2005 02:01 am

Well let's see...the V3M representative stopped, which is more than can be said for one of the tbrickers (Lyndsay...sorry...Ryan)!

cheers

James