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Worst non Volvo spotted thread.

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Lets see all the horrible, horrible turds youve come accross out and about.

First up:

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what the hell is that supposed to be??
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This should scare you until your eyes fall out... or stop watching :lol:

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Oh wait, was it supposed to be pictures of cars that I personally spotted?
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^^^^ it is.
But youre right with that one man.
You can sit three abreast, like a 50s Cadilac.

so its cool right?
WRONG!!
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haha you said breast

just thought id step in before some one else did.

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pyro wrote:haha you said breast

just thought id step in before some one else did.

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I said abreast.
which means one singular titty.


so is only half as amusning.
but amusing still.
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Hi mate.
Those things look like they have been squashed between two lorrys.
Cheers Mark. :lol:
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Base model Corsa (Nova in UK?) -check-
Flames (ugly) -check-
Not functional bonnet scoop (attached by 3M) -check-
Filler cap stikcer -check-

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I'm sure that mud/dirt just makes it look lot better than what it really is.
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^^ha ha!
yeah J, its a corsa.
i love those 'tribal' decals.
Tokyo drift style 1.1 corsa with a bonnet scoop.
Awesome spot.
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How about this one. A Civic with tribals, ugly tint, steelies, chrome mirrors from your local supermarket, dented front wing, rust and a rear wing probably borrowed from the Helsnki-Vantaa Airport next to that Shell gas station where I spotted that "thing" few months ago. Also notice the mandatory Wunder-Baum/Magic Tree hanging from the rearview mirror.

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Well.. It's no wonder, that large truck-stop field of that Shell gas station is the main gathering place for the ricers and boy racers of the southern Finland. :D Usually they come out at night only though and run in packs, this specimen has been brave and wondered out alone in the broad daylight.. :lol:
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hey!
ive got a similarly battered front wing!
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Yeah well it's a dented VOLVO front wing so there's a difference... :D Well I had one too but I changed it.
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hmmmmm, yeah, i should really do that too.
but i just spent all my money on a hybrid engine................................
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If ya seen one of these coming towards you best thing to do is get well away!!!!

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Nowadays though the police service of northern ireland have a much more friendlier image...........

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can see it coming further afield, ...........cheers!!!!
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EAZ y now.
Even the reg calms you down. :roll:
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This pic just makes me laugh when i look at it,
All my pics are police orientated, but i had to poke fun at someone, .................and they were asking for it!!!

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