chav test
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RandomHero
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Chav (as described by the Oxford English Dictionary - Chris version) -> Saxo driving scum that makes his 1.0L car slower by adding as much fibreglass as he can afford, wears addidas tracky bottoms, and a baseball cap at an 80^ angle, with as much curve on the peak as he can acheive.
'89(G) 340 GLE B172k
'03 S60 D5 SE, '91 (J) MX5, 1954 Cyclemaster
Ex:
'89(F) 340 GL F7R (ex B172k) - Fake -> SBKV 300 Runner Up 08, 12; '91(H) 340 GL B14.4E - Kar; '88(F) 360 GLT B200E - Jet -> BKV 300 Runner Up 09; '89(G) 360 GLT B200E - Beast
'03 S60 D5 SE, '91 (J) MX5, 1954 Cyclemaster
Ex:
'89(F) 340 GL F7R (ex B172k) - Fake -> SBKV 300 Runner Up 08, 12; '91(H) 340 GL B14.4E - Kar; '88(F) 360 GLT B200E - Jet -> BKV 300 Runner Up 09; '89(G) 360 GLT B200E - Beast
You forgot to mention that the baseball cap must have burbry check, see photo
A chav will also be freqantly seen outside of a kabab shop or KFC
Here is another example of the car he might drive
http://www.saturnfans.com/photos/showph ... all/page/1
A chav will also be freqantly seen outside of a kabab shop or KFC
Here is another example of the car he might drive
http://www.saturnfans.com/photos/showph ... all/page/1
Further to Will's jokes..
Q) What do a chav and a Slinky have in common?
A) They're both useless but it's funny to watch them fall down stairs.
Q) What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A) One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Q) What do you call a chavette (woman chav) in a white tracksuit?
A) The bride.
Q) If you see a chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?
A) It might be your bike.
Q) Chavs in a car without music. Who's driving?
A) The police.
Q) What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house?
A) The burgular.
Q) What do a chav and a Slinky have in common?
A) They're both useless but it's funny to watch them fall down stairs.
Q) What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A) One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
Q) What do you call a chavette (woman chav) in a white tracksuit?
A) The bride.
Q) If you see a chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?
A) It might be your bike.
Q) Chavs in a car without music. Who's driving?
A) The police.
Q) What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house?
A) The burgular.
F983 OHD '88 340DL - Gone but not forgotten
C299 LGF '86 340DL - Variomatic jerkiness
C299 LGF '86 340DL - Variomatic jerkiness
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RandomHero
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RandomHero
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Tis a Nova, which I think is an old corsa over your way. And of course it'll beat it, the fibreglass on that must double the things weight!!! (This being Chavs, the engine won't be modded 
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Anyone notice the bad effort of sticking Saxo lights onto it
)Anyone notice the bad effort of sticking Saxo lights onto it
'89(G) 340 GLE B172k
'03 S60 D5 SE, '91 (J) MX5, 1954 Cyclemaster
Ex:
'89(F) 340 GL F7R (ex B172k) - Fake -> SBKV 300 Runner Up 08, 12; '91(H) 340 GL B14.4E - Kar; '88(F) 360 GLT B200E - Jet -> BKV 300 Runner Up 09; '89(G) 360 GLT B200E - Beast
'03 S60 D5 SE, '91 (J) MX5, 1954 Cyclemaster
Ex:
'89(F) 340 GL F7R (ex B172k) - Fake -> SBKV 300 Runner Up 08, 12; '91(H) 340 GL B14.4E - Kar; '88(F) 360 GLT B200E - Jet -> BKV 300 Runner Up 09; '89(G) 360 GLT B200E - Beast
Hang on, I used to have a nova... and I got 7% chav (and I was totally honest!)... so go figureMJ wrote: Here is another example of the car he might drive
http://www.saturnfans.com/photos/showph ... all/page/1
Dave
'88 340 1.7GL Red (not pink!)
'01 S40 1.6 Pacific Blue (mums
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'88 340 1.7GL Red (not pink!)
'01 S40 1.6 Pacific Blue (mums
)V3M Member Number 100!
I'm Back!
