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Post by **volvosneverdie** » 19 Dec 2008 01:49 am

Tree-mendous james.
Absolutley tree-mendous.

Post by **filthyjohn** » 19 Dec 2008 01:53 am

I laughed so much I split a log.

Post by **volvosneverdie** » 19 Dec 2008 02:00 am

I dont even remember how we got on to trees now.

When catherine zeta jones is away, do you think it makes micheal Douglas Pine?

Post by **redline** » 19 Dec 2008 08:50 am

if it wasn't for all these jokes this thread could be "trunkated "down to about two pages,
anyway I'm off to "spruce" myself up.
"aspen" looking forward to going out with the missus today.
and while we are out I might have a "blackthorn" cider or two or maybe a lager and "lime".
im sure there will be a lot of "coppers" about looking for "crack (willow) "dealers.
the" dogwood" like to come to but they dont allow them in the shops
although they "will(ow)" allow guide dogs.
our friend "Hazel" is meeting us and shes abit of a joker she knows all the old "chestnuts", trouble is she usually brings her "(ju)nipper" with her and he can be a right pain.
Might be getting a new tv this weekend , will have to see how the " leylandi" lies with the wife over that one though.
I will have to stroke her "maidenhair" though to win her around.
I wonder if "Rowan" atkinson will be on tv this christmas?
oh well just "leaves" me to wish "yew" and your families a happy christmas

Post by **volvosneverdie** » 19 Dec 2008 09:03 am

Jesus.
Five stars.

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Post by **filthyjohn** » 19 Dec 2008 02:12 pm

You can't win, he's been doin this for years

Post by **volvosneverdie** » 19 Dec 2008 02:23 pm

Yeah, hes been doing it so long hes almost become part of the Fern-iture.

Post by **pyro** » 25 Jan 2009 01:40 pm

my god this is bad! id forgotten about this one!

ben

Post by **volvosneverdie** » 25 Jan 2009 02:02 pm

Well im too tired to add any more.
Im absolutley bushed.

Post by **filthyjohn** » 25 Jan 2009 10:15 pm

Mods please lock this thread!!!

Post by **volvosneverdie** » 25 Jan 2009 10:19 pm

And then burn it.
Then bury it.
Then dig it up and put a stake through its heart just to be on the safe side.

That wasnt a 'wood' joke, i just want to make sure it doesnt come back this time.

Post by **foggyjames** » 26 Jan 2009 02:29 am

I'm not sure there's much point in us locking it. To (mis)quote The Eagles...

"They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can't kill the beech..."

cheers

James

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