Lolvo: worst update in web history

[volvosneverdie]

Aye, that seriously is my email address.
Cost nowt.
Unlike your Reg man!

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude, thats real commitment.

I dunno weather to bow down to you, or to kick you squarely in the pods.
looks awesome dude. seriously does. theres no getting away from the fuggin sex dripping all off it, but.............................
How much?

In fact im gonna stop there.
Because im about to say some hurtfull, hurtfull things.
Mostly about money. And the spending of.

Im taking you offshore dude.
Somewhere where you can be left to run free, without supervision.
And where you can make enough money to spend two grand ona re-trim.

oh god, that makes my teeth hurt just saying it again.

Ive never had the ba-halls to admit to killing any of those people.
And i've never had the ba-halls to lay that on an interior dude,
so i guess youre one level up one the 'man scale' from me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh! Really though?


Seriously though man.

looks mint.

[OapEM]

haha man you're off the map Who'd have thought there'd be a certified nutter running around on the pipe n slippers club?

The reg was a 250 quid cheapo from the DVLA mate, had it coming on 6 years, they've gone up a fair bit in recent years

A rough total is 20-25k like Believe me if I had spunked loads of money on a more desirable car it would have been stripped for parts years ago! Speaking of a swift boot to the love spuds that's exactly what I want to do for not going with my original stripped/lightened BTCC ish fast road/track car ideas Why why why??!?!1 I even had the genuine ex works hand rolled front wings, carbon fibre splitter and the wheels were bought with that intention too!

Ah well, but it would never have gone sideways like the old bus does. Plus the WTF is that old thing looks you get are funny! Reckon?

[volvosneverdie]

Dude, its a hot motor. Theres just no denying that. And it looks fuggin awesome. should be in a magazine (is it hasnt already been man)
Think Im just having trouble getting my head round it coz i havnt got the balls to put that type of money down.
our lass is complainin coz we cant afford a bairn.
So im looking at it from that angle i suppose.
But then again, if i HAD it to spend, then I would. Makes perfect sense to spend what youve got.

So I recon I should shut up and bow down to you man.

Legend.

[volvosneverdie]

And I didnt mean to bust your balls man.

soz about that.

[OapEM]

LOL aye a mag was always the plan mate. We'll see

Easy on the bairn making dude, you'll have to flog your mint 340 for a 12 door example

Cheers for the kind words too. Makes me want to work on it now

[volvosneverdie]

Jesus.
Just read all that back now.

Was full of wine last night.
Was our lass's birthday and we went through five bottles between us and I fear it may have somewhat impared some of my coheasive senses. (see above)


No more wine for me. ever.
And could someone please turn the world down a bit please.
it seems awfully loud and painfully bright today.

Thank you.

[OapEM]

YOU GOT IT MATE!

Good night for you kids then by the sounds of it

[volvosneverdie]

.......................................................dude.

[OapEM]

Sorry man. I'll keep in your good books so as to keep one had firmly on the holy grail that you currently clutch and taunt me with ever so. Oh last night was a restless one. Then again my wheel hasn't been dropped in by Pat this morning so all I would have been able to do with it is replace Squeaky in the bath.

[volvosneverdie]

Another royal mail FAIL man.
It'll still get in before mine though eh?

I got a card through the door yesterday saying I missed delivery of my momo boss.

I wouldnt mind, but I was in!
Cheeky barsteward.
I'd only went in the kitchen to prepare a cheese sandwhich.

buuuuh.

[OapEM]

They don't knock do they?! W4nkers man! You're lucky you got a card though

It's hard to feel for you though on this occasion my misguided friend. That's what you get for eating cheese

Dunno when mine will arrive lol. I'll be pissed if it doesn't beat a far eastern delivery mind! The kid only charged 6 quid p&p so probably used the Parcel Farce 48 wk. 'service'.

[filthyjohn]

Ere, I want a look at that P112 like. i think a Laurent Aiello or David Leslie BTCC rep would own the universe. Even though they can't drift, supertourings are the absolute LAW.

[OapEM]

Ahh don't make me feel even worse man! Fcuk yeah!

[filthyjohn]

I'll bring the gloss white!

[OapEM]

I'd still be well game if I could shift my headlights and interior lol A Leslie RIP with no sponsors apart from 'CHAMPIONS' down the side FTW. I also passed up the chance for unused works polycarb heated front windows. Even had the sunstrips on. 50 quid man.