Re: Deluded TV presenters
Posted: 13 Aug 2010 11:08 pm
It's not about value, money, or all that. I don't want the recognition for it being a brilliant design (it isn't), a technological powerhouse (it isn't) or a happy long term investment (it isn't). To most people, it's an old car, and all that comes with it, you know, rust, repairs emissions or all the other tripe you hear mostly from people owning a new car who've just gone through 15K of depreciation after trading it in for another Kia SUV so apparently have a need to go at other people's cars in a hopeless attempt to justify their own useless purchase.
Well, STFU and GTFO I say. I don't give a rat's arse.
Over at one of the DAF forums someone found out about THIS BOOK.

It's got a 33 on it so people are, inevitably, upset about it. Again, who cares. It's a book with some bloke's personal top-fifty of 'crap cars', of which kind at least eight million titles exist. And it's always a rehash of the usual stereotypes. Blah blah belt snaps blah blah old ladies blah blah slow blah blah what were they schmoking haha Dutch people and soft drugs haha. I've seen a copy of the book and the photo captures are printed in COMIC SANS. What more needs to be said.
You can go to an Alfasud Owners Meeting and tell them their cars rust like madness. Well, they know already. And they don't care.
You can go to the British Leyland Rally and tell the Allegro and Marina owners their cars are shite and were built shoddily by work-shy communists. Well, they know already. And they don't care.
You can go to the Triumph Stag Club and tell them that their V8's will overheat. No, they'll reply, because we found out how to fix that yonks ago. So they don't care.
Et cetera et cetera ad nauseam.
Well, STFU and GTFO I say. I don't give a rat's arse.
Over at one of the DAF forums someone found out about THIS BOOK.

It's got a 33 on it so people are, inevitably, upset about it. Again, who cares. It's a book with some bloke's personal top-fifty of 'crap cars', of which kind at least eight million titles exist. And it's always a rehash of the usual stereotypes. Blah blah belt snaps blah blah old ladies blah blah slow blah blah what were they schmoking haha Dutch people and soft drugs haha. I've seen a copy of the book and the photo captures are printed in COMIC SANS. What more needs to be said.
You can go to an Alfasud Owners Meeting and tell them their cars rust like madness. Well, they know already. And they don't care.
You can go to the British Leyland Rally and tell the Allegro and Marina owners their cars are shite and were built shoddily by work-shy communists. Well, they know already. And they don't care.
You can go to the Triumph Stag Club and tell them that their V8's will overheat. No, they'll reply, because we found out how to fix that yonks ago. So they don't care.
Et cetera et cetera ad nauseam.