OUCH !!!!!!

Cornholio wrote:Thank you for that. I can't afford any more negative effects on my brain

better lay off the beer then

Mmmmm, beer. Need beer.




Have to find beer.

redline wrote:

Cornholio wrote:Thank you for that. I can't afford any more negative effects on my brain

better lay off the beer then

gotta love wychwoods!

Ok joke I know I shouldnt but like they say...

If u cant beat them join them!

At a recent interview Steve Irwin was asked about his favourite Childrens tv programme he replied " Thunderbirds is one of the greatest programme but there will always be a special place in my heart for Stingray!!"


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I'll get my coat............

girlracer wrote:At a recent interview...

So he could see into the future as well!?......

You guys are sick
...but funny

cheers

James

girlracer wrote:Ok joke I know I shouldnt but like they say...

If u cant beat them join them!

At a recent interview Steve Irwin was asked about his favourite Childrens tv programme he replied " Thunderbirds is one of the greatest programme but there will always be a special place in my heart for Stingray!!"


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I'll get my coat............

foggyjames wrote:You guys are sick
...but funny

cheers

James

I've learned from the best! lol

girlracer wrote:I've learned from the best! lol

I thank you

Steve Irwin go's to heaven and arrives at the pearly gates where St Peter is waiting for him .

"Gudday mate" says our Steve ," whats the crack for getting into heaven then ?"

St Peter says "what did you do with your life down there then?"

Steve replies "I'm Steve Irwin , I'm the famous crocodile hunter , I started Australia zoo and stopped them rich bastards from hunting the crocs , I'm so famous they offered me a state funeral"

St Peter realizing Steve was rich says
"o.k. mate I can get you into heaven for just 1,ooo aussi dollars "

Steve replies

wait for it

"fuck me thats the second time I've been STUNG today lol

some people feel that Steve Irwins "ecological friendly funeral " at Australia zoo ,was a little over the top

redline wrote:

Fixed

o.k. someones going to start these so it may as well be me.hope no one is offended.


Bernard Matthews looks to have gone insane this christmas with dead birds being found all over Suffolk .



whats the difference between the suffolk murderer and Mr Kipling ?

Mr Kipling gets 6 tarts in a box.



have you heard about the dyslexic santa in suffolk ?

he keeps leaving prozzies under trees.



Ipswich Town are not playing football this weekend. Apparantly a dyslexic serial killer murdered all the substitutes.


ipswich rugby team cant play this week, they've run out of hookers