Yeah they want you to be in the motor trade for a card, but I just went in in uniform (motor manufacture, not maintenance) and he offered me one. I was all like: "dunno mate, what's the catch?", and then he was all like: "these brake discs are £35 a pair, or £16 with the card", so then I was all like "OMGWTFLOL".

haha nice reaction i wish i served u to see that lol but yea most parts become proper cheap

Trade cards? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I have some WWE trading cards.

Do Halfords accept these?

I have Jake The Snake Roberts and Hacksaw Jim Duggan. They must be worth 20 % off. Surely.

Free 3 pack of jumbo car sponges with every "Jesse 'the body' Ventura" card!

Another succesful spam. 989 and counting.

You are the king of randomly entertaining threadjacks. I was watching caddyshack last night, simply because you mentioned Rodney Dangerfield in one before.