82% !!!!!!!!!! 82 bloody % its gotta be a bleedin wind up innit!!!!!!

Wo dude! But i actually don't know what chav means, because i'm dutch. Of course i was able to read and understand the questions, but what do i know whem i'm 8% chav?.....

Chav (as described by the Oxford English Dictionary - Chris version) -> Saxo driving scum that makes his 1.0L car slower by adding as much fibreglass as he can afford, wears addidas tracky bottoms, and a baseball cap at an 80^ angle, with as much curve on the peak as he can acheive.

Not telling what my score was

You forgot to mention that the baseball cap must have burbry check, see photo


A chav will also be freqantly seen outside of a kabab shop or KFC

Here is another example of the car he might drive
http://www.saturnfans.com/photos/showph ... all/page/1

Further to Will's jokes..

Q) What do a chav and a Slinky have in common?
A) They're both useless but it's funny to watch them fall down stairs.

Q) What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
A) One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.

Q) What do you call a chavette (woman chav) in a white tracksuit?
A) The bride.

Q) If you see a chav on a bike, why should you try not to run him over?
A) It might be your bike.

Q) Chavs in a car without music. Who's driving?
A) The police.

Q) What do you call a chav in a tastefully decorated house?
A) The burgular.

LOL!! I already thought so....

I like the jokes Tom, they're great

MJ wrote:I like the jokes Tom, they're great

Quite the comedian, aren't I?

LOL!! In holland we make fun about those kind of people too.

The funny thing is that a well driven 360 injection probably beats the white ( i can't see what it was) corsa?

Tis a Nova, which I think is an old corsa over your way. And of course it'll beat it, the fibreglass on that must double the things weight!!! (This being Chavs, the engine won't be modded )

Anyone notice the bad effort of sticking Saxo lights onto it

Congratulations, your chav rating is 27%.
Dang it... my ride is souped up and hung with 100% original factory fiberglass... that does not make me a chav...

MJ wrote: Here is another example of the car he might drive
http://www.saturnfans.com/photos/showph ... all/page/1

Hang on, I used to have a nova... and I got 7% chav (and I was totally honest!)... so go figure

Hi Dave , where you bin hiding , I didnt realize you hibernated for the winter LOl

nooooooo 23%!!!!!!!

If I could meantion that I like programming, collection of old computers and have a volvo that would probably make me -23%.

srg