No I'd just RUN OUT of things to say

Man, you're cracking me up.......










'cracking' being a term for the process used to separate petroleum from crude oil

I bet James just wants us to CAN it

I think james needs to SHELL out for a spare tank.

Dont FILL him with ideas

Nah, I think the reason for his poor fuel consumption is the JETing of his carbs........

I think these puns are running on empty now.

you forgot to higlight the

running on empty now

I didn't want to fuel the insults.

All this is just going to spark bad feelings!

These puns are spreading around like wildfire, must be all the petrol

Anyway I think you've been officially burnt

EH SO foggy ASDA GAUGE his consumption better these comments have LEADED me to make some suggestions

DIESEL make you laugh,

1)TEXAGO new system linked to gps you text a number to find the nearest garage

2)Join a gym , get yourself PUMPED up to help you push the car to the side of the road

3) already suggested I know, SHELL out for a reserve can

4) think of the scout motto "BP" Be Prepared

5 ) stop SPOUTing on about how great your car is

6) service your car so its MOBIL at all times

7) learn to play GULF the excercise will help you with walking to garages

always have TOTAL respect for your car and what it is telling you

9) take notice of the CHEVRON's in the road , they lat you know when to slow doen without excessive braking

10) petrol is cheaper in some places BURMAH for example

11) the price of petrol is a CONOCO I know ( getting desperate now arent I )

12) Buy a redline they are a much FINA 300 to drive

13) Q8 at junctions for a bigger gap so you can pull out gently and save FUEL

14) I think your biggest problem is that you have so much respect for me

You know you should stay behind the REDLINE but that dosent work with

fuel gauges

15 )If you follow these tips you wont run out of gas and you will be
EXXONerated of all blame should the car break down


I think I have just about EXHAUSTED this thread

Foggy, how about one of these special gauges??!! BTW .......I am not connected to BP in anyway, shape or form! lol
Pete

Foggy dude are you SURE u want a/c for ya car??? that dont help the consumption figures dude!!!

and is it just me or is young James wearing teh SAME gear both times???

Cam....you do know I only have two outfits, right? Stripey Cornwall rugby shirt, and the one pictured...

I found out something amazing the other day....I put £20 in instead of £10.....and it lasts twice as long! Brilliant!

cheers

James