Hehehe Superb!

Cutler wrote:

That car looks like something from the scrapyard without wheels

Tom

...when your car creates "ground effect" while idling and gets sucked stuck to the ground before you fully lift your clutch foot in 1st gear...

bodejodel wrote:...when your car creates "ground effect" while idling and gets sucked stuck to the ground before you fully lift your clutch foot in 1st gear...

10 points for the most scientific and technical response yet.

sorry... can't help it...

A bit more gore then:
...when only te tip of your antenna gathers splattered bugs...

when you get exessive tyre wear.
on your bodywork.

some truly awesome replies.

..................when even the flatest road feels bumpy

...........when you get stuck in a pot hole (a friends expeirence)

when........ you have to park on the street because you can't make it into your drive.

when.......you have to fit spacers on the engine mounts to lift the sump off the ground.

when....... your drive-shafts dislocate because they are pointing up.

when road kill gets stuck in your front grille

actually happened with my brothers beemer

...you walk around the back of your car and your manlyhood gets smashed by the towbar...

owww... I need to go to bed... that does not happen when your car is lowered...

...unless your ... No, I'm going to bed NOW!

bodejodel wrote:owww... I need to go to bed... that does not happen when your car is lowered...

...unless your ... No, I'm going to bed NOW!

Decent lift does that

...your champion limbo dancer girlfriend leaves you because your car makes her feel inadequate

....it is a Gallardo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg79_mM2CNY


Story
http://www.topspeed.com/cars/car-news/l ... r3138.html

It is at least 3 years old stuff, but only now I did found out story + pics for that video