If that is another name for an automatic car wash...I'm going to order Lord Scratcher of Toonsville to visit you and deliver a prolonged sissy-boy slap attack.

cheers

James

Before i had my own drive it was a real arse washing the car on the street - I used to frequent a few car washes too, that's when I bothered to wash it at all

Ronnie wrote:Before i had my own drive it was a real arse washing the car on the street - I used to frequent a few car washes too, that's when I bothered to wash it at all

I dont even own a hose.

I washed it three times with soap and buckets in the same day.
And it seemed to get dirtier and streakier every time.

so the car wash wins.
It gets clean.

job done.

Umm, Lord Scratcher used an automated wash thing today actually
I couldn't get the 7 months of dust off the 340 so I caved in and paid the £2 minimum. I wouldn't even have washed it but it was having a photoshoot and the snapper's a ponce.

filthyjohn wrote:Umm, Lord Scratcher used an automated wash thing today actually
I couldn't get the 7 months of dust off the 340 so I caved in and paid the £2 minimum. I wouldn't even have washed it but it was having a photoshoot and the snapper's a ponce.

Shall we toss in for a JML style JetWasher?

actually, that sounds a bit unhygenic...........

I use a hose to get mud off the car normally. TOP TIP: connect it to the upstairs tap for extra water pressure.

filthyjohn wrote:I use a hose to get mud off the car normally. TOP TIP: connect it to the upstairs tap for extra water pressure.

You say to the man with NO upstairs taps and no hose.

Details, details.

Cheers.


Bp it is then.

A manual petrol station car wash is ok, but the automatic ones (with swirly brushes) are the spawn of satan. If you don't believe me, I have a couple of cars with totally bollocked paint to prove it.

cheers

James

foggyjames wrote:A manual petrol station car wash is ok, but the automatic ones (with swirly brushes) are the spawn of satan. If you don't believe me, I have a couple of cars with totally bollocked paint to prove it.

cheers

James

Your cars have PAINT!!!?


Luxury!!!!!!

etc.

Now now, I am under the impression that your car has nicer paint than any of mine...

cheers

James

foggyjames wrote:Now now, I am under the impression that your car has nicer paint than any of mine...

cheers

James

if
'flat' and
'matt and lustless green'

are things to be covetted, then im the king dude.

volvosneverdie wrote:

foggyjames wrote:Now now, I am under the impression that your car has nicer paint than any of mine...


cheers

James

if
'flat' and
'matt and lustless green'

are things to be covetted, then im the king dude.

I think we all know who the real king of matt paint work is although i did polish my bonnet which has now turned pink which is fairly annoying, so im toying with spraying it black until its re-spray.

Dan

black bonnets rule dan.
but not as much as the patina you had on the crimson avenger.
i cant believe youve pinked it up.......................................

pics please!