• classic ebay listings

Posted: **10 Sep 2007 01:31 pm**

It may just be me, but after reading the listing
(especially the bits about reserve / buy it now/ posting and payment )

I found the questions and answers some of the funniest I had ever seen on ebay
( and yes, I do know the guy whos selling the ped )

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0159225670

Posted: **04 Oct 2007 07:33 am**

hes at it again

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0167649855

Posted: **04 Oct 2007 01:07 pm**

NUTS

Posted: **04 Oct 2007 04:45 pm**

"*If u spk or typ lk dis den u r a moron an i dnt wnt u bddn on my car. im not ur 'M8',u dnt mke me 'lol' an i rlly av no ideyer wot ur on abt u mppt."

Posted: **05 Oct 2007 07:45 am**

the auction finishes today and has so far had 44 questions ,

that must be some sort of record

Posted: **05 Oct 2007 01:36 pm**

filthyjohn wrote:"*If u spk or typ lk dis den u r a moron an i dnt wnt u bddn on my car. im not ur 'M8',u dnt mke me 'lol' an i rlly av no ideyer wot ur on abt u mppt."

now thats funny!

44 emails could be a record? but there was a burbury painted metro which maay have had more?

Posted: **06 Oct 2007 12:08 pm**

My spelling can be crap but text speak takes ages sto translate into english. I have no broblems with the use of common abriviations but evry work sortened or spelt wrong is hard work.

Does that class me as an old fart?

Posted: **07 Oct 2007 05:27 pm**

No mate, just someone who is sensible and has intelligence. No worries about the occasional bad spelling, we all do it but text speak makes no sense on a computer.

jst rmv t bll hsng wth a rcht spnnr? No thanks!

Posted: **07 Oct 2007 07:22 pm**

Good for swearing tho: fk txt spk nd fk ppl wh spk t

Edit* How exactly does one speak txt? It's an entirely written phenomenon, though some of the neanderthals round our way are getting quite close

Posted: **10 Oct 2007 01:26 pm**

Take a look at the aditions to the description on this one.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1936-Morris-8_W0Q ... dZViewItem

Posted: **11 Oct 2007 04:02 pm**

Dunno that morris looks more roadworthy than some of the stuff my family have driven over the years

Posted: **11 Oct 2007 09:12 pm**

Oi watch it oh cousin of mine.....well...actually....ok good point...

Posted: **12 Oct 2007 11:03 am**

petavius wrote:Oi watch it oh cousin of mine.....well...actually....ok good point...

I did only mean our end, like the £130 cavalier that died on the way home from picking it up, or the 3-cyl sierra, or the £75 Mazda 121 that lasted 10 min before mum demanded dad returned it etc, etc, etc, the only blot on the copybook your end was a metro/100! Your choice of cars cant be faulted (340, 340, LT, Golf)

Posted: **12 Oct 2007 11:57 am**

garethreece wrote:Golf

Hmmmmmmm

Posted: **12 Oct 2007 03:48 pm**

SteveP wrote:
garethreece wrote:Golf
Hmmmmmmm

Point taken