Breaking news...

"Reports are coming in that a prominant V3M member has been sighted in a car park containing a number of other cars with their interior lights on. Mr P claims he was learning to drift like a pro, not get his fix of car-park loving, but fellow V3Mmers are highly sceptical. One member who we will identify simply as 'foggyjames' (to protect his anonymity) was heard to say "He bought a Volvo 300....who knows what other perverted acts he is capable of..."

RWD Volvo enthusiasts are encouraged to practise safe drifting, and whilst engaging in rear-end-slidage to watch out for a) doggers, b) the cops, and c) Ricers. At least the right set of wheels are driven to facilitate a swift getaway from any trouble, be it in the form of randy middle aged dullard-folk, the police, or Saxo driving chavs."

I thought you all should know.

cheers

James

wtf?

5lab wrote:wtf?

I second that emotion!

why do's he need to practice drifting ? he's got a 300 ,they do it all by themselves on any wet curve or roundabout so dogging can be his only reason for being in that car park.
What have you got to say for yourself Steve or should we change your name to STAN ( collymore )

redline wrote:should we change your name to STAN ( collymore )

HAHAHAHAHA! Excellent.

When I showed this thread to Steve last night his comments went a bit like this...
"#@#$^" "~@(&&*£" and "@{}"£*$)"

I have a tip for him though...2/7/900 estate...bed-sized loadspace...

cheers

James

I should definately have kept my 960 estate then ooops

Yeah, you're rather limited to midgets in a 300 Notice the incriminating silence from Steve?

cheers

James

yeah his silence speaks volumes

foggyjames wrote:Yeah, you're rather limited to midgets in a 300

you're a sick sick person!!!!!

everyone know's you have to call them "little people" these days!

honestly, the youth of today!

how can you call James sick when you drive a 300 with a pink bonnet , now thats really Sick

My poor old car!!
But take note of the advice Steve, i once tried to sleep in the back of the 360 (yes, sleep, and only sleep!!!) and the rear seats dont fold flat, making things very uncomfortable!

best place to sleep in a 300 is the front. put the passenger seat RIGHT back, then rack it RIght back as well. lovely.

redline wrote:how can you call James sick when you drive a 300 with a pink bonnet , now thats really Sick

Feck off! It's the boot, and it's now only half pink but I've ran out of t-cut

GITS!!

Well, my silence has been because of spending all day at Uni in my week off doing some crap business plan for an assignment!

Here's what happened! Went out with a mate for a bit of a drive, hoping for a bit of sideways seeing as it had previously been raining but all of the roads had dried up by this time.

Drove to a local parks car park (which was anticipated to be full of wet leaves) to show my mate the benefits of rear wheel drive. After about 5 minutes skidding about the place, we see headlights coming up the drive and think hmm, why are these people coming to a car park at this time of night. We then twigged... and uttered S*#T! Whilst making a quick getaway in hysterics! On the way back out along a wooded drive, we passed about 7 cars driving upto the car park! Some people.. *shudder*

Ah well.. you have to laugh!

Steve

Dave , you have just made things ten times worse by admitting to having a pink rear end LOL