See one of Redlines old motors is on the blag

Post by **sven360** » 05 Mar 2008 06:43 pm

Really think he should've transferred his SAD reg onto this baby

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0216074611

Post by **redline** » 05 Mar 2008 07:53 pm

oi ,I aint now and have never been a chav

Post by **sven360** » 05 Mar 2008 10:28 pm

Hmmmmmmmm......... the jury's out on this one.
I'll step aside and let my learned colleague Mr Redline open for the defense.

Feel free to proceed Mr Redline.

Post by **redline** » 05 Mar 2008 11:15 pm

lol

well I have never owned or driven a
metro
saxo
or clio
I have never owned a corsa or a nova
but have driven both
I do not own anything with a burberry check
a baseball cap
or indeed a white addidas tracksuit
I do not eat mcdonalds
or have a 17 year old girlfriend called Tracey who has two kids
my gold although extensive was not brought from the elizabeth duke counter of argos

I have owned and driven over 50 cars
including 4 volvos (3 of which were 300's)
about 8 golfs ( no polos )
two people carriers
5 bx's
and a toyota camry

hardly a chav am I

the defence rests

Post by **sven360** » 06 Mar 2008 12:10 am

Mr Sven prosecution counsel.
"Well me Lord,it's a little known fact Mr Redline's middle forename is indeed, Barry.
Barry by name Barry by nature."

Prosecution rests.........well, for the time being.

Post by **germ** » 06 Mar 2008 12:14 am

Post by **germ** » 06 Mar 2008 12:25 am

redline wrote:lol

well I have never owned or driven a
metro
saxo
or clio

mhh wats wrong wiv da clio innit m8!

seriously

i can safely say

I do not own anything with a burberry check
a baseball cap
or indeed a white addidas tracksuit
I do not eat mcdonalds - although i have tryed it... hardly take a girl out there though.. if i did i she would kill me!
or have a 17 year old girlfriend called Tracey who has two kids
my gold although non existant was not brought from the elizabeth duke counter of argos

the clio was already modified when i bought it i swear

maybe the escort drivers of the 70's were chavs? with thier jack up kits

and listend to this: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4-MEL84yXh0

Post by **redline** » 06 Mar 2008 08:50 am

you been going through my record and photo collection Will ?

In 1979 I actually had a Mk2 ford cortina with a jack up kit, side pipes beige /brown two tone fur interior , alleycet alloys ,k+n pancake filter and janspeed manifold .

the scariest bit was it was actually called rappers delight

Post by **redline** » 06 Mar 2008 08:56 am

sven360 wrote:"Well me Lord,it's a little known fact Mr Redline's middle forename is indeed, Barry..

its Alan actually and yes my initials do spell MAN
how you can call anyone whos last few cars were
a toyota camry
a Hyundai trajet
a citroen bx 19 trs
a citroen bx GTi 16 valve
a plefora of mk2 golfs
2 volvo 340 redlines
a 360 gle
and a vauxhall calibra
a chav or a barry boy amazes me ,
not a blue oval to be seen

silence in court

case dismissed through lack of evidence

Post by **germ** » 06 Mar 2008 03:35 pm

redline wrote: you been going through my record and photo collection Will ?

In 1979 I actually had a Mk2 ford cortina with a jack up kit, side pipes beige /brown two tone fur interior , alleycet alloys ,k+n pancake filter and janspeed manifold .

the scariest bit was it was actually called rappers delight

rapers delight...mhhh i think they made a spelling mistake

as to looking through your records

i just rememberd, but not very well,

cortina's own and as such....

New evidence must be taken into account and i find the accussed not Chavly,

*BONK*

Post by **redline** » 06 Mar 2008 04:02 pm

germ wrote: *BONK*

can you kindly do your bonking somewhere else young William

Post by **sven360** » 07 Mar 2008 02:47 pm

redline wrote: not a blue oval to be seen

silence in court

case dismissed through lack of evidence

Well my learned friend, I would beg to differ.
I offer up my first witness-Volvo300mania.com search engine.Simply type in Barry,all will be revealed.
Court in recess.

As for King Henry's products-top notch

.

I shall be happy to plea bargain if you admit that Metro was yours

Post by **Carl** » 07 Mar 2008 07:42 pm

redline wrote: how you can call anyone whos last few cars were
<snip>
and a vauxhall calibra
a chav or a barry boy amazes me ,

Tee he he he, quite easily

Post by **redline** » 07 Mar 2008 10:54 pm

come on Carl , a calibra is hardly a barry boy car (unless its covered in tackky spoilers,) more of a luxury sports coupe ( or at least my one was )

Post by **SteveP** » 07 Mar 2008 11:09 pm

redline wrote:...(unless its covered in tackky stickers)

Fiiiixeddd