Finally, the Haynes Book of Lies in Simple English

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Finally, the Haynes Book of Lies in Simple English

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NOW I finally understand what these guys are on about.

http://www.mez.co.uk/haynes.html
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ha ha ha. winner!
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Suburb!

The section on Lucas electrics bought back a few memories :)
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hahaha this is brilliant
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lol. Love this translation. I remember reading it a while back.

IIRC there is one something like 'gently prise the unit from it's housing' Translation - get a massive screwdriver, prepare to lose some skin and watch out for that hidden bolt we never mentioned. lol.
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So its not just me then
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that is so true
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