• chav test

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 02:03 am**

chav test
http://www.shauny.org.uk/funstuff/content/view/20/2/

my result was 18%

i aint no chav!!

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 08:29 am**

I'm devastated..I'm 31%..

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 08:42 am**

37%

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 09:19 am**

thats all right guys foggy will come out at 101% LOL (only joking James )

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 09:22 am**

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 09:57 am**

19% and that was only because of the question about souping up the car

and the bloody

lights

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 10:02 am**

just redone it without the christmas lights and it brought me down to 16% .being as the lights are the wifes idea my true score is 16%

and i've never seen footballers wives but seem to remember a Chardonnay being in it

so I dont think that should count either

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 10:51 am**

I'm 16% chav, noooooooo.

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 11:20 am**

36%

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 11:45 am**

32%

I think it's wrong

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 01:07 pm**

32% innit

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 03:15 pm**

30% WTF!

Must stop shopping in the CoOp!

Will

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 07:26 pm**

what do you call a chav in a filling cabinet?

sorted

a few suprises there

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 07:47 pm**

Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
A. Innit.

Q. What do you call an eskimo chav in a box?
A. Inuit.

Q. Why did the chav stare at the carton of Orange Juice?
A. Because it had 'concentrate' on it.

Q. What do chavs use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Can I have a Big Mac please?

Q. How does a chav girl turn the lights off after sex?
A. She closes the car door.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav?
A. Dunno. Ask her 17 year old son.

Q. What do you do if you run a chav over?
A. Slip it into reverse just to make sure.

Courtesy of www.chavscum.co.uk

Will

Posted: **09 Mar 2005 08:55 pm**