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Guess what. GRAND FINALE !!!! *21/03/10*

Posted: 19 Mar 2010 07:26 pm
by volvosneverdie
Yes, you're correct.

My 406 has renedered itself useless.
Handbrake snapped
clutch cable gone
sill rotted out
arb droplinks gone
headlight cracked
bumper smashed
rear bushes gone
no mot
no tax
now won't rev over 4k
power has all gone somewhere.
Fuck knows where or why
also
needs a vosa assesment.

Dirty fucking french sack of useless, pointy piece of crisp bearing, shit. Fuck Gaul and all it produces.

Can someone sell me a 300 please?

:(

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Posted: 19 Mar 2010 07:42 pm
by 340GLT
PM sent.
Adam

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Posted: 19 Mar 2010 09:04 pm
by Speedy88
I feel for you mate, you have the worst luck ever :(

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Posted: 19 Mar 2010 09:10 pm
by volvosneverdie
Speedy88 wrote:I feel for you mate, you have the worst luck ever :(
true enough man.

Got to turn around sometime though.
Definatly got me 300 mojo back. That's for sure.

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Posted: 19 Mar 2010 09:19 pm
by Speedy88
:D What you buying?

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Posted: 19 Mar 2010 09:20 pm
by macplaxton
Ben why did you take this free pile o' cack? :lol: There was only ever one outcome:
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Posted: 19 Mar 2010 09:28 pm
by volvosneverdie
macplaxton wrote:Ben why did you take this free pile o' cack? :lol: There was only ever one outcome:
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good question.
Because I was assured it was a good solid car, that needed for nothing.
By my own dad.
Who seemingly is losing his faculties rather faster than we hoped he
would.
Either that, or he really hates me. :|

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Posted: 19 Mar 2010 09:50 pm
by macplaxton
Have you got one yet?

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Posted: 19 Mar 2010 10:01 pm
by volvosneverdie
macplaxton wrote:Have you got one yet?
Nope.
Sad face emoticon.

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Posted: 19 Mar 2010 10:52 pm
by macplaxton
How you getting around then? Walking? :P

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Posted: 19 Mar 2010 11:04 pm
by volvosneverdie
macplaxton wrote:How you getting around then? Walking? :P
Pube-lick transport.
Which is at least free. But rubbish.

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Posted: 19 Mar 2010 11:11 pm
by macplaxton
Only free for me if I dodge the ticket inspector. :wink:

Wanna borrow a car?

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Posted: 19 Mar 2010 11:19 pm
by SteveP
Ahh bugger dude!!

Got a model/price range? I'll keep my eyes peeled

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Posted: 19 Mar 2010 11:39 pm
by volvosneverdie
macplaxton wrote:

Wanna borrow a car?
if you've got anything on the big island, near a test, that has 4 wheels, and is not mainly made of air and rust mate, yes. Yes I do.
SteveP wrote:Ahh bugger dude!!

Got a model/price range? I'll keep my eyes peeled
owt steve. Has that lad up your road still got that 240glt?
:roll:

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Posted: 20 Mar 2010 12:42 am
by jtbo
I told you so, sorryyy.... :lol:

First hand experience with french crap fwd thing has taught some lessons, my father has gone far to senility much quicker I ever thought would been possible as he almost worships french crap fwd cars (which btw did not cause me to choose this torturing device of mine), so two days ago his Megane snapped clutch cable too, it seem to be quite common with these kind of craps.

Your damned four wheeled nail to coffin certainly deserved to be pushed into crusher, btw do you get some kind of voucher when you crush such crappy thing or does that apply only to mint 300 Volvos? :?

It's weird how public transport is supported so much even it is indeed crap, even bicycle would be better, well maybe not in London, I have seen few videos and it did not look too good, however bicycling in Moscow did look much more horrifying experience.

Damn, where are all those £50 taxed mint 300 series cars when you need one? There is one for £250 and it's at east Hampshire (where ever that is, I bet it's up north), 1.7 under 90k on clock. Your Ebay lists only 3 300 series cars and two of them are driftstroyed, so practically you have only one choice trough that route and it is expensive and probably far.
You could always get a Yugo, them are plenty and cheap? :mrgreen: