Admittedly as a youngster in the late '60's I aspired to own a lowered Ford Anglia with bulbous wheel arches and no bumpers and I confess that I once adorned a Mk2 Cortina with stick-on reflectors, a ridiculously small steering wheel, loose fitting seat covers and a Paddy Hopkirk door mirror. To my shame I may even have put wheel spacers and a whiplash aerial on a Mini Countryman and in a moment of complete weakness a pair of Raydyot Square Eight spot lamps and quarter bumpers to the front of a Renault 12 in the deluded belief that if you squinted it somehow resembled a Gordini....
I've even been known to visit custom car meetings in my Citroen Dyane and drool over Austin Devons with three inch windscreens, Rover V8 engines and chrome Jag back axles and well do I remember the immense thrill of driving my late brother's Ford 103e Van fitted with a 2.1 Pinto engine, five speed 'box and purple deep-buttoned draylon headlining…
But, and this is my point, whilst I appreciated the attention to detail and often faultless workmanship associated with modified or customised cars, give me a well maintained, unmodified and original car any day.
What greater pleasure than the rasping note of a Morris Minor exhaust, skinny crossly tyres which follow every groove in the road, vacuum wipers, push-rod engines and a choke you can pull-out…?
I view V3M regularly and it seems that barely a day goes by without someone posting about their modified 340 with stripped interior, welded diff, Clio engine, lowered suspension and fancy wheels and whilst I accept that we are all free to do as we please with our own property surely as enthusiasts of what is rapidly becoming a rare sight on British roads we should also be striving to maintain genuinely nice cars in their original condition.
How often do we see wanted ads for 340s to be used as ‘my daily drifter’ only for the poster never to be heard of again until he manages to break his propshaft by over exuberant use of the clutch whilst treating the public highway as his own private race track? Then we hear of rare parts being discarded, genuinely nice cars being modified simply because the original elderly owner blew-up the engine and the almost mandatory requirement to lower the suspension and fit Land-Rover shock absorbers.
So, apart from a desire to be deliberately inflammatory whilst placing my tongue firmly in cheek do I actually have a valid point? I believe I do. If the current trend continues I would guess that in five years time very few original and unmodified 300s will exist. Personally I think that the long established tradition to modify and ‘improve’ needs to be balanced by those of us who prefer to restore or preserve. Does anyone agree or am I out on a very dodgy limb..??
Ok, I’m ready for the crossfire, bring it on….




