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Here is a picture of me from 2003 when I had more hair (!) and when, being easily-led, it suddenly made sense to cosmetically 'upgrade' someone else's car of similar vintage:

The following year I made the dubious decision to make 340 and 360 maintenance my main pastime by taking on restoration of a 360 and that situation hasn't really changed since.
Anyhow, there's a prize if you can recognise the true make of that car in the photo.