Oops! - * RHD 340DL 5dr Hatch 1.6 DIESEL*

[macplaxton]

I didnae mean to, but I did.

[V6 Man]

From your photo I deduce you have acquired a 1989 Mk3 340Dl 1.4 5 door 4Spd in blue with 89k on the clock for approx £385..........

[macplaxton]

Close, but.... no cigar.

(I don't think they were doing 4sp gearboxes by then?)

Anyway, the vehicle you describe wouldn't even give me a semi-demi bit of wood.

[L14MNP]

No colour code in your guess V6 man?

I would never have you down for buying yet another V300 Macplaxton!

[macplaxton]

I would never have you down for buying yet another V300 Macplaxton!

What? What? After seeing how impressed the Mrs was with the last fine purchase


(I do buy other stuff occasionally, I still have the GS, the DAF and a couple of Reliants.)

[volvosneverdie]

How many bikes?

[macplaxton]

How many bikes?

Sounds like the start of a Bernard Manning gag...

(er, none at the minute. Oirish insurance costs telephone number prices)

[MCHUDD]

Hi mate.
That must be the rarest beast this side of the shuck
Cheers Mark.

[volvosneverdie]

How many bikes?

Sounds like the start of a Bernard Manning gag...

(er, none at the minute. Oirish insurance costs telephone number prices)

I seriously thought you meant pedal bikes.
Which was why I thought it was absurd.

How many bikes does it take to get Titus Bramble in trouble? One.

[macplaxton]

I seriously thought you meant pedal bikes.

Fat man on 1960s Moulton is quite absurd. I've got four, but I haven't pedalled t'pub in a while.

@McHudd. Well they are few and far between since the Celtic Tiger and everyone went new car krayzeee.

[SteveP]

Let me guess, Rupert isn't far off the mark - but with added rubber bands

[volvosneverdie]

with added rubber bands

....................natch.

[macplaxton]

Let me guess, Rupert isn't far off the mark - but with added rubber bands

Our survey said: Clicky Here

[S10NPH]

I know what it is, ner ner.

But I'm not telling.

[macplaxton]

From your photo I deduce you have acquired a 1989 Mk3 340Dl 1.4 5 door 4Spd in blue with 89k on the clock for approx £385..........

Ok, as Loyd Grossman used to say on "Through the Keyhole": "let's look at the evidence."

1989 N
MK3 Y
340DL Y
1.4 N
5 door Y
4 sp N
Blue Y
89k N
£385 approx N
Vario N